Lamar County AlArchives News.....The Lamar News July 1, 1886 ************************************************ Copyright. All rights reserved. http://www.usgwarchives.net/copyright.htm http://www.usgwarchives.net/al/alfiles.htm ************************************************ File contributed for use in USGenWeb Archives by: Veneta McKinney http://www.genrecords.net/emailregistry/vols/00016.html#0003775 May 7, 2006, 7:53 pm The Lamar News July 1, 1886 Microfilm Ref Call #373 Microfilm Order #M1992.4466 from The Alabama Department of Archives and History THE LAMAR NEWS E. J. MCNATT, Editor and Proprietor VERNON, ALABAMA, JULY 1, 1886 VOL. III. NO. 35 THE IMPOSSIBLE – Poem JIM CHURCHILL – Short Story – {Benjamin Northrup in Graphic] A LONDON PUBLIC SCHOOL One of the most miserable districts of London is to be found in Somers Town. Blocks of “improved Dwellings” and sundry measures taken by the parish authorities have recently reformed it to a considerable extent. Yet it remains a haunt of poverty. The petty tradesman is the aristocrat of the neighborhood. The police in its streets are all picked men. The swells who go “slumming” through it, according to the fashion of the season, are looked at by the patient-eyed poor with the same wonderment that butterflies in its alleys would create. In the midst of this sordid district stands a handsome new Board School. It is as large as an average fortress of ancient times. Its bounding walls contain a space of two acres. Within the intricacies of the playgrounds and covered courts and ground-floor passages the visitor becomes bewildered. It reaches a height of many stories. And here, every day 2,200 poor children are being endowed with the inestimable benefit of a sound education. It is indeed quite a town in itself, filled with Lilliputians, who can exhibit at times remarkable freedom of speech and action. Their parents chiefly come under the following categories: laborers, 355; cabmen, 97; coalmen, 92; charwomen, 78, joiners, 50; porters, 45; painters, 44; carmen, 44; stokers, 32; bricklayers, 31; gas stokers, 25; stablemen, 25; blacksmiths, 25; factory men, 23; needle-women, 22; shoemakers, 22; slaughtermen, 21; railway servants, 21; costermongers, 19; bakers, 17; milkmen, 16; tailors, 10. Among the others are sweeps, potmen, cars-meat vendors, hucksters, drovers, barmaids, barbers, plumbers, sailors, mangle-women, etc., etc. The social state of the people sending children to this school may be indicated by the single fact that out of their number, 415 families inhabit only one room apiece, and 1,030 inhabit homes of two rooms. The families number sic individuals on the average. THEODORE THOMAS Theodore Thomas, whose name sounds so Anglo-Saxonish, is a native of Hanover, the son of a noted musician, and belongs to a numerous musical family. He was a child prodigy, and astonished everybody by his violin playing when he was only 7 years old. At 8 he gave a public concert at the capital and was highly praised by the most careful critics. Not long after he was brought to this country. His whole life has been devoted to the cause of music and his devotion has borne good and abundant fruit. He has unquestionably done more for musical culture and advancement in the United States than any 20 men who might be named. The orchestra which he carefully selected and has drilled for years is not only the best, by all odds, in the country, but is not surpassed by any in Europe. Competent critics who attended the Bayreuth festivals during Wagner’s like, where everything was as nearly complete as possible, declare that the famous orchestra was not a whit better than, and some think it was not so good as, the orchestra of Theodore Thomas. He has made New York on eof the great musical centers of the world. Every new composition of any value he introduces to us as early as practicable. Enthusiastic admirers of music who have spent years in Germany are often surprised to hear in New York compositions they have never heard in any of its capitals. – [New York Commercial Advertiser] WHAT SHE FEARED “I understand, Mr. Softley,” said Miss Muffin, “that you play the violin.” “Well, yes, Miss Muffin, I – a –try to play the violin.” “That’s what I heard. You see, Mr. Softley, we are going to have a little sociable at our house next Thursday evening. I wanted to invite you, but ma =- she is so very anxious not to give anybody any trouble – ma was afraid that…” “Oh, no trouble at all, I assure you, Miss Muffin,” eagerly interposed Softley. “It will be a positive pleasure to me to bring my violin.” “Ye-e-s – that’s what ma was afraid of.” – [Traveler’s Gazette.] STRUCK BY A WHALE – A LITTLE SCHOONER GETS IN THE WAY OF A MONSTER And is Overturned and Dragged Out of Sight by the Leviathan. “What do I know about whales, sharks, squids, and other animals of the sea?” echoed Capt. Carter of the brig Mary Jane. “Wait till I light my pipe and I’ll reel you off a yarn which I can bring witnesses to swear to.” “In 1879,” he continued, after getting his pipe alight, “I owned a small schooner called the Fly, and I had her in the shell trade. I used to gather them on Santa Rosa Island and from thence along the coast clear around to Cape St. Blas. My crew was composed of a negro, who acted as mate, and two boys. Being a wee bit of a craft, and dodging among the islands most of the time, we did not need much of a crew nor any great amount of seamanship. It was in August of the year I have named that one afternoon we were about midway between Santa Rosa and the cape, and about fifteen miles off the land. We were headed for the cape, and making about three knots and hour, the wind being light and the weather fine. One of the boys was tat the wheel, the other asleep, and the mate was splicing a rope. I stood don the port bow looking a t a broken spar floating a few hundred feet off. There was no sea on, and the Fly was on an even keel. Suddenly, and without a breath of warning, the schooner was lifted clear off the water with a great crash and flung on her beam ends. It so happened that no one was thrown overboard, but before we could exactly understand what had happened the craft turned turtle. “The first thing I knowed I was on her bottom, with one of the boys alongside o’me. I had a small keg o’ powder in the cabin, and my first thought was that we were blown up. I didn’t cling to this idea more’n a minute, however; for, as I got the water out o’ my eyes, I caught sight of a great black mass alongside, and in a second more made out the great square head of a whale. The water jist there was at least ninety feet deep, but it had been rolled up until it looked like a mud hole for an acre or two around us. I got it through my wool pretty soon that we had been struck by a whale, and that the old leviathan of the deep was still alongside. In fact, I could have touched his nose with a twenty-foot pole. “Now, one of the singular things is that we hadn’t seen the spout of a whale that afternoon. Indeed, it is rare for one to run in so nigh that coast. Of course, there might have been a whale sporting around and we not see him, but the chances are that that fellow had made a run of several miles under water. When he came up to blow he found the Fly in his way, and he threw her off his nose as a bull would toss a gadfly. The blow must have dazed him, however, for it was good three minutes before he moved a fin. I could look into one of his eyes and by and by I noticed it take on a malicious twinkle, and he gave his flukes a flint and backed off about a hundred feet. He was mad. He thought he had been attacked by some enemy and he wanted revenge. “Well, sir, that consarned critter was coming for us. Being light, the Fly was high and dry out of water, and offered a pretty fair target. He uttered a snort, swung his flukes about, and came head on, striking the schooner fair amid ship. He knocked the two of us twenty feet into the water, and he made a hole in her side through which you could have flung a water butt. The blow broke her all up, but as the water poured in she only settled down until her bottom was a wash. When the boy and I got our eyes clear we noticed that the yawl, nigh full of water, was floating a little way off, and we made for it. While I hung on to the bow he climbed in and bailed her out, and in about ten minutes we were afloat again. Meanwhile the whale had his nose agin the upset schooner, as if smelling of her. She was between us and him and it was a lucky thing for us. We hadn’t so much a s a splinter to paddle with, and the breeze seemed to have died away about the time the Fly went over. “By and by old leviathan backed off for anther round. This time he went further, and he came faster, but as the schooner had settled down he did up on her bottom until his weight settled her down and let him pass over. As he floundered over she rolled heavily to starboard and his flukes were no sooner clear of her than she righted herself. In do doing both masts snapped off, and a tangle of cordage covered the water. The Fly hadn’t ballast enough to sink her, abut she was down until her rail was almost awash. The yawl was too small potatoes for the whale, or he reckoned on finishing the schooner first. He lay quiet for a short time and made another dash at her. He was kicking up such a sea that we couldn’t exactly make out how he got fast in the wreckage’; but fast he got. There was such a tangle of ropes that he probably drew some of them into his mouth. Then the fun came to a climax. We had drifted away until well clear of him, and apprehending no immediate danger. What a commotion that old chap kicked up when he found himself toggled! He rapped the water with his flukes until the sound could be heard a mile away, and he rolled his huge bulk to starboard and port until he raised a sea heavy enough for a ten-knot breeze. By and by he seemed to get rattled, and off he went, towing wreckage, schooner, and all. He made the most tremendous efforts to get clear, but as this was impossible, he headed right out to sea and at length was lost to sight. About midnight that night we were headed picked up by a coaster. The mate and one of the boys were clean gone, probably drowned under the Fly as she went over, but the other boy – now a man – is living in New Orleans, and can back every statement I have made.” - [New York Sun] ANCIENT WRITING MATERIAL When the Prophet Ezekiel was commanded to write about the city of Jerusalem, he was compelled to write his account on smooth tiles, and we find fragments of such tiles to this day. The heaps of broken pots and crockery of all ports, which are now so abundant in all Eastern towns, prove that bits of smooth stone or tiles were constantly sued for this purpose. The Island of Elephantine, on the Nile, is said to have furnished more than a hundred such specimens. One of these is a soldier’s leave of absence, scribbled on a fragment of an old vase. How little those scribes and accountants imagined the interest with which their descendants would one day treasure their rough notes! Still quainter were the writing materials of those ancient Arabs who, before the time of Mohammed, used to carve their annals on the shoulder-blades of sheep. The “sheep-chronicles” were strung together, and thus prese4rved. After awhile sheep’s bones were replaced by sheep’s skin, and the manufacture of parchment was brought to such perfection as to place it among the refinements of art. We hear of vellums that were tinted yellow, others white. Others were dyed of a rich purple, and the writing thereon was in golden ink, with gold borders and many-colored decorations. These precious manuscripts were anointed with the oil of cedar to preserve them from moths. We hear of one such in which the name of Mohammed is adorned with garlands of tulips and carnations painted in vivid colors. Still more precious was the silky paper of the Persians, powdered with gold and silver dust, whereon were painted rare illuminations’; while the book was perfumed with atter of roses or essence of sandalwood. Of the demand for writing materials, one may form some faint notion from the vast manuscript libraries of which records have been preserved, as having been collected by the Caliphs both of the East and the West, the former in Baghdad, the latter in Andualusia, where there were eighty great public libraries, besides that vast one at Cordova. We also hear of private libraries, such as that of a physician who declined an invitation from the Sultan of Bokhara, because the carriage of his books would have required 400 camels. THE EIGHT-HOUR SYSTEM “Papa,” said the daughter of a large employer of labor, “are you in favor of the eight-hour system?” “Well, daughter,” he answered, “under certain circumstances, I am. “Oh, I’m so glad,” she rapturously exclaimed. “Why, my dear, why are you so interested?” “Because, Papa, George has been only staying four hours every evening, and he told me last night if you favored the eight-hour system he needn’t go home nearly so early. You dear old Papa, I’m so glad you are in favor of it,” and she threw her soft white arms about his neck and choked off all explanations. – [Washington Critic] ANOTHER CURE FOR STAMMERING A writer in the Popular Science news gives the following as a method for the cure of stammering. “Go into a room where you will be quiet and alone, get some book that will interest but not excite you, sit down and read two hours aloud to yourself, keeping the teeth closed. Do the same thing ever two or three days or once a week if very tiresome, always taking care to read slowly and distinctly, moving the lips but not the teeth.” MY HERO – Poem – [Helen Keith] HUMOROUS “I smoothed everything over,” as the laundress said. People who wear pepper-and-salt suits are always in season. The selfish man has most presence of mind. He never forgets himself. “Buffaloes are bred in Kansas,’ it is said. They are meat elsewhere. It would seem as if “rifle matches” were the right kind for burglar’s use. “This is my sphere,” said a happy wife, as she patted her bald-headed husband on the pate. A rule that works both ways – When a fleet goes out on a cruise the crows go out on the fleet. “Brass bands are on the increase throughout the country.” Even the dogs wear them on their necks. Teacher: “What animal is most capable of attaching itself to man?” Head of the class: “The leech” Can the sound in a man’s head, when his wife hits him with a rolling pin be described as a “marriage ring?” When a young lady tells a young man that she will not have him, does it tie him up in a bean knot, as it were? Little Boy – Pa, why does the world move? Pa (thinking of something else) – Because it finds it cheaper than to pay rent. “Well, that beats me,” the boy exclaimed when his teacher sent him to the principals’ room to borrow the master’s rattan. THE SCHOOL OF PATIENCE My dear boy, if a man can only cultivate patience and strength, it seems to me he will be a good neighbor, a pleasant man to do business with, a safe man to trust and the kind of a man the word loves, even though he lack wisdom, and hath no genius, and can’t tell a good story or sing a note. How much does the fretful, restless, hurrying old world owe to the patient man, who finds this strength “in quietness and confidence,’ who can be patient with our faults, our fancies, our wickedness; who can be quiet when the softest word would have a sting; who can wait for storms to blow over and for wrongs to right themselves; who can patiently and silently endure and slight until he has forgotten it, and who can even be patient with himself. That’s the fellow, my boy, who tried my patience and strength more than any man else with woman I have to deal. I could get along with the rest of the world well enough, if he were only out of it. I can meet all my other cares and enemies bravely and cheerfully enough. But when myself comes to me with his heartaches and blunders and stumblings, with his own follies and troubles and sins, somehow he takes all the tuck out of me. My strength is weakness and my patience is folly, when I come to deal with him. He tires me. He is such a fool. He makes the same stupid blunder in the same stupid way so many times. Sometimes, when I think I must put up with him and his ways all my like I want to give up. And then the next time he comes to me with his cares and the same old troubles he seems so helpless and pitiful that I feel sorry for him, and try to be patient with him, and promise to help him all I can once more. Ah, my dear boy, as you grow older that is the fellow who will try you and torment you, and draw on your sympathy, and tax your patience and strength. Be patient with him, poor fellow, because I think he does love you and yet as a rule you are harder on him than any one else. – [Burdett in Brooklyn Eagle] PAGE 2 THE LAMAR NEWS THURSDAY JULY 1, 1886 RATES OF ADVERTISING One inch, one insertion $1.00 One inch, each subsequent insertion .50 One inch, twelve months 10.00 One inch, six months 7.00 One inch, three months 5.00 Two inches twelve months 15.00 Two inches, six months 10.00 Quarter column 12 months 35.00 Half Column 12 months 60.00 One column 12 months 100.00 Professional card $10. Special advertisements in local columns will be charged double rates. All advertisements collectable after first insertion. Local notices 10 cents per line. Obituaries, tributes of respect, etc. making over ten lines, 5 cents per line. DEMOCRATIC AND CONSERVATIVE NOMINEES – STATE TICKET For Governor – THOS. SEAY of Hale For Secretary of State – CHARLES C. LANGDON of Mobile For Treasurer – FRED H. SMITH of Dallas For Attorney General – THOMAS N. MCCLELLAN of Limestone For Auditor – MALCOLM C. BURKE of Marengo For Superintendent of Education – SOLOMON PALMER of Marshall For Chief Justice of Supreme Court – GEORGE W. STONE of Montgomery For Associate Justices – H. M. SOMERVILLE of Tuskaloosa DAVID CLOPTON of Montgomery For Judge of the 6th Judicial Circuit S. H. SPROTT, of Sumter For Chancellor Western District THOMAS COBBS, of Jefferson For State Senator, 12th Senatorial District –GEORGE C. ALMON of Franklin HERE’S THE DISORGANIZERS Mr. Sanford’s emissaries have scoured the counties of Franklin and Marion for the past three weeks trying to get candidates in the field for State Senator. And what for? Mr. Sanford knows as well as he knows anything that he hasn’t a ghost of a chance of election under the present state of affairs. So men were sent to these counties with the flimsy argument that the convention held ought not to be counted and everybody had a right to run thinking thereby to get some two or three men in each of these counties to run and cut off Judge Almon’s strength. They have failed so far to get out any one to disorganize the Democratic Party. Judge Almon has quietly made his canvass and insisted on Mr. Sanford being with him at the appointments in this county. He has been willing for the people to settle the race, a tribunal that which there is none greater. He ahs done nothing himself, nor has his friends to disorganize the party. On the contrary Mr. Sanford’s whole line of policy has been to disturb the workings and harmony of the party. THEY ARE BEING “SENT” FOR Terrible! Terrible! The Sanford ring finds itself in a strait. With defeat looming up in front, they in despair are making a dying struggle to force upon the people of Lamar a man who if they would make an open and truthful confession they would tell you that they did not want and barely respect. Why all this? The answer is short and plain. There is a little ring in this country who have been in the habit of bolstering and carrying themselves and friends into office, and they unadvisedly caught up this monstrosity in politics and though he breaks down everything that he gets on they see that they must carry him or their contemptible little ring, is busted. They are beginning to get the fact driven into the adamant of their comprehension that ring rule and beat bosses are no good in Lamar County at this time. But their friends and henchmen from the railroad to Moscow are being “sent” for to help doctor and lighten the uncomely burden which some of the bosses so unadvisedly laid hold on expecting to carry. When this little ring silently comes together some dark night soon in the town or Vernon, it will not be in a joyful mood, the reflections that now haunts and assure them of certain defeat. The manhood of Lamar County revolts at the idea of a few men secretly combining to defeat the wished of an intelligent citizenship. It will be clearly seen how few voters there are in Lamar County when the vote is counted on the 1st Monday in August who favor their rights and elections being controlled by a ring –and how many wish to entail such a political inheritance upon their children. A Special to the Chronicle, from Montgomery about the Republican Convention, says “E. N. Edmunds, of Birmingham, spoke in a fiery manner. He said the South was full of people who desired to secede from the United States. He said further that there was not a United States flag in Jefferson County. He tried to get one, but not one could be found.” There must be some mistake in this. Surely, no sane person who knows anything about the south or Jefferson County would dare talk such nonsense as to attributed to Mr. Edmunds. Surely he has too much sense to thus so grossly misrepresent the people among whom he --------- “TRUE AND TRIED DEMOCRACY” Editor Lamar News: I have been afflicted with an under current of indignation and disgust ever since our convention, or pandemonium, was held on the 8th of May at Vernon, and now since there has been so much said about the "true and tired democracy” of the delegates that represented this county in the senatorial convention at Hamilton on 12th of May, and since they denounce their opposers as irregular, wavering and undemocratic, I feel that a little ventilation of the matter would help my feelings. As the tenor of discussion has now turned to the legality of the convention, and as I am a citizen of Lamar and witnessed the proceedings at Vernon, I have a right to criticize the Lamar family a little. WHEN IS A CONVENTION LEGAL AND JUST? This can be answered only by a consideration of the object of convention, and the parliamentary usage intended to control them. Democracy teaches that the people have the right to select their legislators, governors, &c and that the object of a democratic convention is, to obtain the voice of the Democratic Party, and to concentrate the voter for the purpose of securing the strength of the party in the most concise form. To effect this object, it has been decided by the party that to hold county convention, it is necessary to first call Beat Meetings for the purpose of taking the voice of the people by their election and instruction of delegates to county. Parliamentary usage teaches that the delegates from these beat meetings shall be armed with written credentials to prove the genuineness of their representation. What is the object of a committee on credentials, and how are they to perform their duty? The duty of this committee is evidently to examine credentials, ascertain whether or not the meetings are held and the delegates duly elected. On the 8th of May last, a body of men convened at Vernon, claiming to be Democratic delegates; a committee was appointed to examine credentials, which they proceeded to do. It was ascertained that only two of the sixteen beats could produce written credentials, and that some of the other beats had held irregular meetings and that at least two beats had held no meetings at all. The committee proceeded to elect delegates from these unrepresented beats. Now this committee was composed to two in favor of Judge Almon and the others in favor of Col. Sanford, and it was known that the members elected was in favor of Col. Sanford, and it was also known that another man who asked to be admitted as a member from one of these beats was in favor of Judge Almon, and was indignantly rejected. Gentlemen, dare you deny these facts? Another man took part in the convention who was not admitted in the committee room. He was also in favor of Col. Sanford, if you wish names, or doubt these facts, say so. Did not a certain beat send four delegates instructed to vote for Mr. Almon, and did they not vote a Sanford ticket? Did not another beat send four delegates instructed to vote half for Almon, and did they not vote a solid Sanford ticket? O Vox Populi! Thou wast not heard there. The order of electing delegates to the various conventions, was as follows: 1st, Delegates to the State Convention 2nd, Delegates to the Congressional Convention 3rd, Delegates to the Senatorial Convention When the delegates to the state convention were elected, the result was announced by the chair; when the delegates to the congressional convention were elected, the result was not announced, but so eager were the “true and tried democrats” to carry out their concocted plan that they tried to hasten into the election of delegates to the Senatorial convention before the Almon friends knew that the time to elect these delegates was up. But one of them expecting a trick of this ort, saw that the time was up, and moved to suspend the election until he offered a resolution, but they – the Sanford men – said, “We haven’t time” and voted the motion down. Where were Democratic regularity and justice? Yet these “true and tired Democrats” were elected in this way to carry up the democracy of this county, and some of them said at Hamilton that when they left that convention, they would carry the democracy of the convention with them. But privately did nay one of those delegates ever vote an Independent ticket, or run an Independent race against a regular nominee? It is true these were a set of respectable gentlemen, and looked like delegates, and sat in the Hamilton meeting like delegates, they went up there, with a slight variation or two, in good order. We believe they felt like delegates. But did they not fail to look back at the broad chasm they leaped to get a start? Gentlemen, why do you cry persecution? When you start out to persecute, and receive persecution, do not cry “persecution” but rather say you landed at the wrong port. “O consistency! Thou art a jewel.” Respectfully, J. F. WHITE – Detroit, Ala. June 24, 1886 THE BIBLE AGAINST THE LIQUOR TRAFFIC Rev. W. T. Bolling writes the following to the St. Louis Christian Advocate: “If there is an agent of Satan more to be despised, it is the pious fraud who sings his psalms and drinks his drams, and prays and then defends this traffic. Oh him must rest the blood of brokenhearted women and tears of neglected and impoverished children. On him must come the gloom of utter night when the angel of God pronounces: “Woe unto him that putteth the bottle to his neighbor’s lips, and maketh him drunken, said the Lord.” The stronghold of whisky is in the pale of the churches and the blight and curse is upon many on this account. A coward ministry and an impure, drinking membership in too many places guard the saloon interest, and barter their lives and the hopes of men and women for a few dollars or the empty pleasure of popular applause. The churches in land can banish this accursed demon from among them if they will, and if we do not, then the blood of souls must be upon our garments. The cry of “preachers in politics,’ frightens some good men in the ministry from doing what they think ought to be done, and then this is increased by the advice of the pious church member, who advise his preacher simply to preach the gospel and let the whisky question alone. “On no one thing are so many curses pronounced, and about which are so many warnings given in the Bible at this very thing. Let’s see: “Woe unto the drunkards” “Woe unto them that follow strong drink,” “Woe to men of the strength to mingle strong drink, “They have erred, they are out of the way through strong drinks”. Strong drink shall be bitter unto them that drink it” “Woe unto him that putteth the cup to his neighbor’s lips.” “Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging” ‘look not upon the wine when it giveth its color in the cup for at last it biteth like a serpent and stings like an adder.” “Who hath woe? Who hath sorrow? They that tarry long at the wine, they that go to seek mixed wine.” “No drunkard shall inherit the kingdom of God.” Here are texts enough to keep you preaching for many Sabbaths on one subject, and he who fails to use them should hand in his parchments and relieve the church of carrying him any longer. “Surely we have carried the curse long enough. Every man with a particle of pride in him must blush when he reads the remarks of Senator Cockrell, with reference to the drunkenness which disgraces the United States Senate. No doubt they tell but half the tale of the revel held by our law- makers in the upper house, for have not our politicians of ten who does not get drunk, and hence the difficulty of prevailing upon them to do anything for the relief of those suffering from the curse of strong drink. Will we carry it longer? Will men stand idly by and see manhood wrecked, womanhood wrapped in woes, and the tender plants of childhood so cursed with want and made heirs of appetite and a bitter life? Surely it cannot be. Ministers will not falter. Professed Christian men will no longer be to God, and vote to put men in office who will champion the rum curse, and do what they can to ruin homes and damn the souls of men. Brethren, let us awake and throw off this accursed thing and thus purify ourselves before God, and receive His blessing, for He hates strong drink.” PUBLIC SPEAKING There will be public speaking by candidates for Legislature at the following times and places, to wit: (JUST TYPING THE PLACES, NOT THE DATES) Military Springs, Betts Beat, Hudsonville, Fernbank, Vails, Millport, Kennedy, Strickland, Lawrence, Sizemore, Brown, Goode, Henson Springs, Millville, Pine Springs, Moscow, Town (Vernon) DISTRICT CONFERENCE The District Conference of the Fayette Court House District, of the North Alabama Conference, M. E. Church, South, will be held at Jasper, Ala, July 23- 25, 1886. Rev. J. T. Miller will preach the opening sermon on July 22 at 8 p.m. Alternate Rev. W. H. Hamilton. Let all quarterly conference records be on hand to examination. – P. K. BRINDLEY ITEMS OF INTEREST The Senate has passed the Yellow Fever Bill. Tennessee joins Alabama in her recognition of young democracy. The prospects are good for large Western grain crops. Congress is now discussing the propriety of increasing the salaries of District Judges form $3,600 to $5,000. It is thought that Congress will not adjourn until the middle of August. Greensboro gave a regal reception to Thos. Seay, her son of whom she is proud. The Prohibition Law goes into effect in Atlanta, July 1st. The Senate has granted a hearing to the opponents of the Oleomargarine Bill. The Blair “Universal Bill: as amended, fixes pensions at $12 uniformly, instead of grading from $4 to $24 a month, limits the fees of attorneys in new pensions to $5 and authorizes the Committee of Pensions to fix the rates in all other cases. Gladstone holds his position and popularity, commanding the attention of the civilized world in his plea that conceding self-government to the Irish Nation will be the redemption of the honor of Great Britain. The Convention of the Western Chancery Division has rewarded an able and faithful judicial officer in the person of Chancellor Cubbs. His popularity is proven by the fact that he receives the renomination without any opposition – [Greenville Advocate} NOTICE - Memphis and Birmingham Railroad Company. The subscribers to the capital stock of the Memphis and Birmingham Railroad Company will meet at the law officers of Hewitt, Walker and Porter in the city of Birmingham, Alabama, on Monday July the 5th, 1886, at 12 o’clock M for the purpose of completing the organization of said company by the election of a board of directors to manage the affairs and business of the company for the ensuing twelve months or until their successors are elected and duly qualified. May 24th, 1886. JOHN A GRANT, WM. A. WALKER, Jr. M. A. BUTLER, Board of Corporate. THE VERNON HIGH SCHOOL, Under the Principalship of J. R. BLACK, will open October 5,m 1886 and continue for a term of nine scholastic months. Rates of Tuition as follows: PRIMARY: Embracing Orthography, Reading, Writing, Primary Geography, and Primary Arithmetic, per month $1.50 INTERMEDIATE: Embracing English Grammar, Intermediate Geography, Practical Arithmetic, Composition, and U. S. History; per month $2.00 ADVANCED: Embracing Algebra, Geometry, Physiology, Rhetoric, Logic, Elocution, and Latin, per month $3.00 Incidental fee 20 cts, per quarter. Discipline will be mild but firm. Special attention given to those who wish to engage in teaching. Good board at $7 per month. Tuition due at the end of each quarter. For further information, address: J. R. BLACK, Principal, Vernon, Ala. The Coleman House (Formerly West House). W. S. COLEMAN, Pro. Main St. Columbus, Miss. Is now open for the entertainment of guests, and will be kept clean and comfortable, the table being supplied with the best the market affords. RESTAURANT, Aberdeen, Mississippi. Those visiting Aberdeen would do well to call on Mrs. L. M. KUPFER, who keeps Restaurant, Family Groceries, Bakery and Confectionery, toys, tobacco, and cigars. Also coffee and sugar. Special attention paid to ladies BARBER SHOP. For a clean shave or shampoo, Call on G. W. BENSON, in rear of Dr. BURN’S office, Vernon, Ala. PHOTOGRAPHS – A. R. HENWOOD, Photographer, Aberdeen, Miss. Price list: Cards de visite, per doz………$2.00 Cards Cabinet, per doz……….$4.00 Cards Panel, per doz………….$5.00 Cards Boudoir, per doz………$5.00 Cards, 8 x 10, per doz……….. $8.00 Satisfaction given or money returned. ATTORNEYS NESMITH & SANFORD THOS. B. NESMITH, Vernon, Ala. J. B. SANFORD, Fayette C. H., Ala. Attorneys-at-Law. Will practice as partners in the counties of Lamar and Fayette, and separately in adjoining counties, and will give prompt attention to all legal business intrused to them or either of them. SMITH & YOUNG, Attorneys-At-Law Vernon, Alabama– W. R. SMITH, Fayette, C. H., Ala. W. A. YOUNG, Vernon, Ala. We have this day, entered into a partnership for the purpose of doing a general law practice in the county of Lamar, and to any business, intrusted to us we will both give our earnest personal attention. – Oct. 13, 1884. S. J. SHIELDS – Attorney-at-law and Solicitor in Chancery. Vernon, Alabama. Will practice in the Courts of Lamar and the counties of the District. Special attention given to collection of claims. PHYSICIANS – DENTISTS M. W. MORTON. W. L. MORTON. DR. W. L. MORTON & BRO., Physicians & Surgeons. Vernon, Lamar Co, Ala. Tender their professional services to the citizens of Lamar and adjacent country. Thankful for patronage heretofore extended, we hope to merit a respectable share in the future. Drug Store. Dr. G. C. BURNS, Vernon, Ala. Thankful for patronage heretofore extended me, I hope to receive a liberal share in the future. Largest, cheapest, best stock of dress goods, dress trimmings, ladies & misses jerseys clothing, furnishing goods, knit underwear, boots, shoes, & hats, tin ware, etc., etc., at rock bottom figures at A. COBB & SONS’S. Ad for Pianos and Organs – J. GARRISON of Cullman, Ala. WIMBERELY HOUSE Vernon, Alabama. Board and Lodging can be had at the above House on living terms L. M. WIMBERLEY, Proprietor. ERVIN & BILLUPS, Columbus, Miss. Wholesale and retail dealers in pure drugs, paints, oils, paten Medicines, tobacco & cigars. Pure goods! Low prices! Call and examine our large stock. Go to ECHARD’S PHOTOGRAPH GALLERY, Columbus, Mississippi, when you want a fine photograph or ferrotype of any size or style. No extra charge made for persons standing. Family group and old pictures enlarged to any size. All the work is done in his gallery and not sent North to be done. Has a handsome and cheap line of Picture Frames on hand. Call at his Gallery and see his work when in Columbus. STAR STABLE – Aberdeen, Mississippi. A. A. POSEY & BRO., having consolidated their two Livery Stables, are now offering many additional advantages at this well-known and conveniently located Livery Stable. Owing to their consolidation, they have on hand a number of good second-hand buggies which they are selling cheap. MORGAN, ROBERTSON & CO., Columbus, Mississippi. General dealers in staple dry goods, boots, & shoes, groceries, bagging, ties, etc. etc. Always a full stock of goods on hand at Bottom prices. Don’t fail to call on them when you go to Columbus. Johnson’s Anodyne Liniment…(too small to read). PAGE 3 THE LAMAR NEWS THURSDAY JULY 1, 1886 (Entered according to an act of Congress at the post office at Vernon, Alabama, as second-class matter.) TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION One copy one year $1.00 One copy, six months .60 All subscriptions payable in advance LOCAL DIRECTORY CHANCERY COURT THOMAS COBBS Chancellor JAS. M. MORTON Register CIRCUIT COURT S. H. SPROTT Circuit Judge THOS. W. COLEMAN Solicitor COUNTY OFFICERS ALEX. COBB Probate Judge JAMES MIDDLETON Circuit Clerk S. F. PENNINGTON Sheriff L. M. WIMBERLEY Treasurer W. Y. ALLEN Tax Assessor D. J. LACY Tax Collector B. F. REED Co. Supt. of Education Commissioners – W. M. MOLLOY, SAMUEL LOGGAINS, R. W. YOUNG, ALBERT WILSON CITY OFFICERS L. M. WIMBERLY – Mayor and Treasurer G. W. BENSON – Marshall Board of Aldermen – T. B. NESMITH, W. L. MORTON, JAS MIDDLETON, W A BROWN, R. W. COBB RELIGIOUS FREEWILL BAPTIST – Pastor –T. W. SPRINGFIELD. Services, first Sabbath in each month, 7 p.m. MISSIONARY BAPTIST – Pastor J. E. COX. Services second Sabbath in each month at 11 am. METHODIST – Pastor – G. L. HEWITT. Services fourth Sabbath in each month. 11 a.m. SABBATH SCHOOLS UNION – Meets every Sabbath at 3 o’clock p.m. JAMES MIDDLETON, Supt. METHODIST – Meets every Sabbath at 9 o’clock a.m. G. W. RUSH, Supt. MAIL DIRECTORY VERNON AND COLUMBUS - Arrives every evening and leaves ever morning except Sunday, by way of Caledonia. VERNON AND BROCKTON – Arrives and departs every Saturday by way of Jewell. VERNON AND MONTCALM – Arrives and departs every Friday. VERNON AND PIKEVILLE – Arrives and (sic) Pikeville every Tuesday and Friday by way of Moscow and Beaverton. VERNON AND KENNEDY – Arrives and departs every Wednesday and Saturday. VERNON AND ANRO – Leaves Vernon every Tuesday and Friday and returns every Wednesday and Saturday. LOCAL BREVITIES Show your receipts please. You haven’t got them. No more sensations this week. The Literacy Society has suspended for the Summer. Hon. ALEXR. COBB has been quite sick this week. Mr. F. A. ALDRIDGE called and had his name enrolled for the News Tuesday. We were pleased to receive a visit from Mr. LEE METCALFE on yesterday. The public speaking will be at the precinct in Betts and Military Beats. Read the letter from Rev. HUCKABEE, we vouch for the truthfulness of the statements. R. O. PRUDE, Sheriff of Tuskaloosa County was in town Friday after a prisoner confined in jail here. County politics. Who is the race between today? Our county candidates are conducting themselves in a gentlemanly manner. HALEY & DENMAN says Vernon is a prohibition town, but bring your jugs and they will fill them with lamp oil. Hon. GEO. C. ALMON, next state senator passed through town first of the week on his way to Fayette C. H. Judging from the tenor of the Vernon “Gass Bag” of yesterday, it is nearing the destiny our Moscow correspondent predicted for it – a collapse. The following candidates for Clerk have been circulating among their friends in Vernon this week: Messrs B. F. BRADLEY, W. G. MIDDLETON, W. W. PURNELL, B. F. REED, J. N. MCNEIL and J. T. BURROW, W. J. MOLLOY candidate for Supt. for Ed. Was also in town. Miss ELIZA MORTON will teach in the Thomas neighborhood during the summer. The people there have done well to secure the services of such an accomplished young lady. Enter in at the right door – Goods cheaper than ever before. Sorghum 25 cts, per gallon, cash. Two rips, mare and horse to sell or trade for oxen. – E. W. BROCK, June 30, 1886. A warm supporter of the News and one of our most worthy county officials called on us the other day and remarked: “I have got a Vernon paper but I want my Lamar paper.” If you want the News, call and enroll your name and pay us $1 next Fall. Mr. PINK PENNINGTON, Sr. had his name enrolled for the News Friday. Mr. J. L. MARLER called on us latter part of last week and ordered the News sent him. Thirty-one copies of the News were taken fresh from the press by subscribers last Thursday morning. We are heartily thankful to our friends for the interest they take in introducing the News. Let us abstain from title-hunting and hold fast to the dignity and simplicity of plain Mr., for Thomas Seay. Mr. W. J. HILBURN called on us Monday and had his name enrolled for the News. Mr. G. W. MATTISON called in and had his name enrolled for the News yesterday. Messrs. L. G. WEBB and F. B. MCGILL paid this office a visit Tuesday and each subscribed for the News. Prof. W. J. MOLLOY paid us a pleasant visit Tuesday and favored us with another subscription to be sent J. C. MOLLOY, Edom, Texas. NOTICE – If you are delinquent in your assessment, meet me at the public speaking in your beat and I will assess your tax without the usual fee. – W. Y. ALLEN J. T. THOMPSION, Esqr, paid us a visit Monday and ordered the News sent Y. A. GILLMORE, Balloon, Ark., and to J. T. MORTON, Paridise, Tex. In addition to his own subscription. If Almon’s popularity grows in proportion to that of the News, Lamar will roll up a majority of 1000 votes for old Franklin’s favored son on the first Monday in August. Mr. F. W. MERCAHNT called in Tuesday and ordered another subscription to be sent W. A. WATSON, Elmo, Texas. We were pleased to receive a visit on Wednesday last from Dr. T. J. SPRINGFIELD and Rev. Mr. DAIVS of Detroit. The Dr. favored us with two subscriptions to the News, one to A. L. STEWART, Alvert, Texas, and the other to Rev. J. R. HOLLADAY, Barnesville, Ala. He says there is not enough Sanford men in Detroit to keep up the discussion. The businessman of the News approached a man from the county of Fayette and asked him to subscribe for the News. He replied, "I am too d--n poor and am taking the Christian Advocate and Fayette Journal.” The excuse was satisfactory but doubts are entertained about his reading the Christian Advocate; but none as to the Journal. The Courier man says he can show receipts from the Postmaster at Fulton that he sent papers from that place to persons whose subscriptions had not expired with the Vernon Clipper. Now, everyone knows that newspapers are enclosed in a wrapper and addressed to post offices for distribution, and the postmaster where they are mailed doesn’t know any more who they are sent to than a man in the moon. A reliable and influential gentleman residing in Lawrence’s Beat was in our office last Friday and in formed us that said Beat would go about solid for Sanford, which is alright – Vernon Courier. We suppose the above information was given by Mr. SHELL HANKINS as he was the only Sanford man from the country in town said day. If we should give such quotations from reliable and influential gentlemen that visit the News office, we would have no room for anything else, but to counterbalance our friend Shell’s information, we have if from a Minister residing in Lawrence’s Beat that visited our office last week and informed us that Almon would get a majority of the votes in said Beat. PUBLIC SPEAKING Hon. GEO. C. ALMON, Democratic Nominee for State Senator, will address the voters of Lamar County at the following times and places, to wit: (TYPING PLACES, BUT NOT DATES) Millville, Cansler, Moscow, Military, Betts, Hudson, Vails, Fernbank, Millport, Kennedy, Strickland, Lawrence, Sizemore, Browne, Henson, Goode, Town. Other candidates are earnestly invited to attend. Time will be divided. The News mail for Moscow was sent the wrong way last week by mistake, hence the delay in the News reaching said office. FROM THE COUNTY OF “FAMILY MASS-MEETINGS” Below we print a letter which shows some of the true inwardness of Fayette County politics: Editor Fayette Journal: I see in the Journal of 11th inst, that Mr. J. M. FILES is announced as a candidate for Representative, and is declared as a Prohibitionist, &c. What I wish to say is, to warn all Prohibitionists to be careful. Now, if Mr. Files is truly converted to the Prohibition doctrine, we are glad. But we ought to take him in on two years probation, if he should hold out faithful, then we can honor him with a seat in the Lower House. I further wish to call the voter’s attention to the article of “Observer” in same issue. Now voters, you will remember that the County Convention set the example complained of in this article. I ask what right had the county convention or the delegates from other beats to reject the delegates from three or four beats. You say they were not regular, the beats had no election &c. What right had the Mass Meeting to dictate how the beats should proceed in preparing and instructing their delegates? You will see this County Convention, as it is called, has acted without precedence and by such procedure, have thwarted the will of the Democracy in the Probate nomination. If all legal delegates present had been admitted, it is clear that Hon. H. M. BELL would have been the nominee. I ask what right had that mass meeting to pass that resolution when no time was given to give notice to the voters before beat meetings and when delegates came up, sent by their respected beats, and instructed too, what right had others to say they should not be permitted to represent the Democracy who sent them there for that purpose? I say no one. Now fellow voters, in view of all these facts, in order to support the true nominee of the Democracy of this county, you will cast your votes for the Hon. H. M. BELL for Probate Judge, W. R. WOOD for Representative, and in the 12th Senatorial District for Hon. G. C. ALMON, and thus beak the ring and save the true Democracy of this District and County. Voter Editor Lamar News: I send you the above for publication, having offered it to the Journal and refused. You cannot afford to furnish all the Almon voters in this county with the News, for you would have to furnish over half the voters of this county. The Journal refused to publish anything not eulogizing its “Pets.” Give this a place in your columns that truth may abound, and I may write again. Truly J. B. HUCKABEE VERY UNFAIR We find the following article in the Vernon Courier: The Marion herald in trying to make an excuse for the action of the Marion and Franklin Delegates in a recent issue: “When the convention was held by the Fayette and Lamar Delegates, they plainly said by their actions they did not want the Marion and Franklin delegates to take part with them.” - As much as to say that if the Fayette and Lamar delegates had invited them to seats they would have accepted and ten part although they had just held their fiasco and gone through the form of nominating Almon. Thus do they themselves admit that the regular and legally constituted convention was held by the delegates from Fayette and Lamar. Yet they have the cheek to continue to hold Almon up as the nominee of that convention and to ask Democrats to vote for him as such. “Now where is consistency and where, Oh where is your Democracy?” Now the Herald has never published on such twaddle as that quoted to be and the editor of the Courier knows it. Here is wheat we did say, and which has been distorted and twisted into the ambiguous expression quoted by us. They made a pretense of calling another convention, but plainly said they only wanted the delegates from Lamar and Fayette. After holding a caucus they hatched them a posthumous convention without any authority form the Executive Committee, and you may call the candidate anything you please but his true name is “Independent.” This will be found in our issue of the 20th ult. How any fair minded man could pervert such a plain expression as this into a kick because the Marion and Franklin delegates were not invited to participate in the posthumous thing, is more than we are able to see. It is said that a drowning man will catch at a straw, and it is surely illustrated by the Sanford organs. They make such quotations as are subservient to their purpose, and claim that they emanated from this press when no such expressions have ever appeared in this paper. This is illustrated by the example above and the one which was noticed in these columns last week of the Fayette Journal trying to make appear that the separate report by the Marion and Franklin delegates appeared in these columns singed by the entire committee on credentials. Just anything to keep the attention of the public from that bolt will do them. We do not object to your quoting from the Herald, but we do object to your quoting from your won imagination and giving it to your readers as bona fide selections from the Herald. You are welcome to all the capital you can make out of any article that has appeared, or that may appear, in these columns. We dislike controversy, anyway, and more especially with men who advance no argument themselves but simply rely on perverting and distorting what we say. – [Marion Herald] THE REPUBLICAN STATE CONVENTION – NO TICKET NOMINATED The state convention of the Republican Party of the State of Alabama met in Montgomery on the 23rd, and called to order at 12 o’clock in the hall of the House of Representatives, by Arthur Bingham, chairman of the State Executive Committee. David B. Lindsay, of Lawrence, was elected temporary chairman, and Geo. W. Washington, of Montgomery, and Chas. Hendley, of Madison, temporary secretaries. Upon motion, the chairman appointed a committee on credentials, consisting of one from each district and three from the state at large. Speeches were made by Chas. P. Lane, of Madison, M. M. Long, of Walker, W. J. Stephens of Dallas, Mr. Edmundson, of Jefferson, L. E. Parsons, Jr. of Talladega, and others. In the afternoon session the committee on credentials made their report and about one-half of the counties in the state were represented. Some counties, for instance Wilcox, being entitled to four delegates only sending one to cast the vote for the county. Winston, of Chilton, moved to adopt the report of the committee on credentials, as a whole. Jones, of Lowndes, desired to prevent a minority report as to Lee County, and rose to address the chair. The chair stated that the gentleman from Lowndes was out of order. Jones – How, Mr. Chairman? Chairman – You can not make your report now. DeLemos, of Lowndes County - Then, Mr. Chairman, I move to amend the report, so far as it relates to Lee County be not granted seats on this floor. The Chair – The gentleman from Lowndes is out of order. DeLemos – No more so than the chairman. I propose not to be gagged by the chairman when I properly address myself to the chair, and when every reasonable gentleman knows that I am right and the chair is wrong, and whenever the chair treats me with proper respect then I’ll do likewise. The chair must not undertake to bulldoze me from the floor when he knows he is wrong. And I state further, Mr. Chairman, if you do not understand how to manage and conduct this convention, let us elect somebody who does. No patent chairman in mine. Bingham, of Talladega – I move that the gentleman from Lowndes County be made to behave. DeLemos – You just keep cool. You might lose sight of your nomination for treasurer. Wilson, of Chilton – I move that the present officers be made permanent officers of the convention. DeLemos – While this is entirely out of order, and adding insult to injury, I move to lay it on the table,: and in the confusion the motion was carried amid the cheering of DeLemos’ friends, but the chair declared the motion lost, and positively refused to let Jones make his minority report and declared himself elected. Bedlam ruled for a while and but for the earnest appeal to DeLemos and Jones, they would undoubtedly have shown to the convention that they cannot be froze out, for they undoubtedly had the majority of the convention in their favor. After adopting the report of the committee on credentials, DeLemos rose and said: Mr. Chairman, am I in order to be heard on my motion as to Lee County? [Cries in the convention, yes, yes, go on.} Chair – No, sir. DeLemos – Suppose I get on my knees and say a good prayer. How then? [Great laughter and applause.] I know how. The Chair – If the gentleman can not keep quiet the Chair will decline to entertain any more motions. [Cries you have done nothing else.] DeLemos – We will certainly see you later. And the Chair never did entertain the minority reports. A committee of nine was appointed with Hon. B. M. Long as chairman, on resolutions on platform and at 5 p.m. a recess was taken for one hour. The convention reassembled at 9 p.m. when the committee made their report. The resolutions refer to the following subjects: Repeal of the Railroad commission and working convicts either on the public roads or in the penitentiary, high tariff and several other items mainly demanding changes in criminal laws, and opposing the placing of a ticket in the field. The resolutions were discussed and amendments were offered thick and fast, and finally a platform was adopted. The main issue discussed during the night was about the question of a state ticket, and several speeches were delivered for and against a ticket. Stevens, of Dallas, suggested a mixed ticket, with Bingham for governor, and the rest all black. DeLemos said he did not want any more Sheffield in his, but would favor a ticket if the candidates would stick to the last and were not afraid of the Democratic press. If such a ticket could not be had, then let us have none. Booth, of Autoga, asks DeLemos several questions, and amidst the laughter and applause of the convention, which lasted several minutes, he cooled Booth, and the latter was glad to get to his seat. The wrangle was kept up for about an hour, until finally the whole matter was referred to the executive committee. Arthur Bingham, C. P. Lane, and G. W. Washington were placed in nomination for chairman of the executive committee. Mr. Lane declined, and Bingham beat Washington about 12 votes, so the black man has again to take a back seat. The following executive committee was then elected: 1st District – W. M. Matthews, A. D. Royal. 2nd District - ----- 3rd District – A. D. Stanley, L. C. Gardner 4th District – J. W. Jones, A. D. Evans 5th District – W. S. Jackson, D. B. Booth 6th District – Samuel Osborn, H. Brinford 7th District – G. W. Broxdell, J. J. Hinds 8th District – C. P. Lane, E. B. Campbell The Convention, at 10:30 p.m. adjourned sine die. The Courier only gives an account of but one subscription received the past week – that of the mail carrier from here to Pikeville – notwithstanding it boasts of “rapidly finding its way to every household in the county as well as in the adjoining counties.” ANNOUNCEMENTS FOR SENATOR We are authorized to announce the name of GEORGE C. ALMON of Franklin County, as a candidate for the State Senate from the 12th Senatorial District, composed of the counties of Lamar, Marion, Fayette and Franklin. Subject to the action of the Democratic convention. FOR REPRESENTATIVE We are authorized to announce J. D. MCCLUSKEY as candidate to Represent Lamar County in the next General Assembly. Election next August. We are authorized to announce R. L. BRADLEY as a candidate to represent Lamar County in the next General assembly of Alabama. Election 1st Monday in August. We are authorized to announce JASON H. SHAW a candidate to represent Lamar County in the next General Assembly of Alabama. Election in August, 1886. FOR PROBATE JUDGE We are authorized to announce J. E. PENNINGTON as a candidate for the office of Judge of Probate of Lamar County. Election next August. To the voters of Lamar County: I announce myself a candidate for reelection to the office of Judge of Probate, and return thanks for the past and would like to have the office again. Should you think I have had the office long enough, I will retire with the best of feelings and think as you decide – that I have had it long enough. – Yours &c., ALEXANDER COBB FOR CIRCUIT CLERK We are authorized to announce S. M. SPRUILL as a candidate for the office of Circuit Clerk of Lamar County. Subject to the Democratic Party. Election in August, 1886. We are authorized to announce J. N. MCNEIL as a candidate for the office of Circuit Clerk of Lamar County. Election August next. I hereby announce myself a candidate for the office of Clerk of the Circuit Court of Lamar County. Election in August next. – W. G. MIDDLETON We are authorized to announce W. W. PURNELL as a candidate for Clerk of the Circuit Court of Lamar County. Election next August. To the voters of Lamar County: I hereby announce myself a candidate for the office of Clerk of the Circuit Court of Lamar County, at the approaching August election; and respectfully solicit a liberal share of your votes. Very respectfully. R. E. BRADLEY I hereby announce myself a candidate for the office of Clerk of the Circuit Court of Lamar County, at the approaching August election and respectfully solicit a liberal share of your votes. Very respectfully. JOHN T. BURROW We are authorized t to announce Dr. B. F. REED a candidate for the office of Clerk of the Circuit Court of Lamar County. Election next August. To the voters of Lamar County: I take this method of informing you that I am a candidate for Clerk of the Circuit Court at the approaching August election. Soliciting a liberal share of your votes, I am yours, obt. R. N. WALDROP FOR CO. SUPT. OF ED. We are authorized to announce B. H. WILKERSON a candidate for County Superintendent of Education for Lamar County. Election next August. We are authorized to announce B. MCADAMS (cripple) as a candidate for County Superintendent of Education for Lamar County. Election next August. We are authorized to announce W. J. MOLLOY as a candidate for the office of County Superintendent of Education of Lamar County. Election 1st Monday in August. NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION Land Office at Huntsville, Ala – June 22, 1886 Notice is hereby given that the following named settler has filed his notice of his intention to make final proof to support of his claim and that said proof will be made before the Judge or in his absence before the Clerk of the Circuit Court of Lamar County, Ala at Vernon on August 9th , to viz: No. 9707 DAVID S. STANFORD, for the ……….T12 R14 West. He names the following witnesses to prove his -----residence upon and ----of said land, viz: W. M. MOLLOY, S. G. DILL, NATHANIEL MILLER, and -----, all of Beaverton, Ala. – WM. C. WALLS, Register. MASONIC: Vernon Lodge, No. 588, A. F. and A. M. Regular Communications at Lodge Hall 1st Saturday, 7 pm each month. – T.W. SPRINGFIELD, W. M. W. L. MORTON, S. W. JNO. ROBERTSON, J. W. R. W. COBB, Treasurer, M. W. MORTON, Secretary Vernon Lodge, NO 45, I. O. G. F. Meets at Lodge Hall the 2d and 4th Saturdays at 7:30 p.m. each month. J. D. MCCLUCKEY, N. G. R. L. BRADLEY, V. G. E. J. MCNATT, Treas’r M. W. MORTON, Sec. TAX COLLECTOR’S SALE The State of Alabama, Lamar County By virtue of decree rendered on the 9th day of June 1886, by the Court of Probate for said county, I will offer for sale at the court house door of said county on the 5th day of June 1886, the following lands to wit: (LANDS ASSESSED TO J. L. JONES, THOS. BANISTER, CALINE PRICE, T. A. THURLKILL.) Said lands or so much thereof as will be necessary to pay the above tax and cost will be sold on the 5th July 1886 D. J. LACY, T. C. Ad for Collins ague Cure Ad for Wetherills’ Paint Ad for Avery Sewing Machine Ad for New Home Sewing Machine PAGE 4 HORSE “SHARPS” – SWINDLING UNWARY COUNTRYMEN IN NEW YORK A Single Worthless Animal That Has Changed Owners Many Times Everybody admits that prevarication, to put it mildly, is a never absent factor in a horse trade. But there is a limit to sharp play there. A certain combination of individuals, that might very appropriately be called “a gang” are operating just now very successfully on the other side of the limit, and gentlemen who think that mankind is naturally prone to be honest are being seriously affected by it every day. The victims are generally men who wear soft felt hats. Men of that kind are not indigenous to Manhattan Island. They are the noble sons of agriculture, who are the mainstay of the blithesome buaco man. They come to the city to buy horses, and they go home firmly convinced that there is nothing between the Battery and Harlem River that will ever get into Heaven. The “gang” have stables in two streets. At one it is always announced that seven horses are for sale, while at the other the number is nine. Perhaps these numbers are chosen because they are considered lucky – not because they represent the number of horse, as each stable can boast of but one animal, and that of such a kind than in a good fair count it would be set down as only half a horse. When the unsuspecting purchaser appears at the stable he is promptly “spotted” and half a dozen gentlemen, who have previously been lounging around the corner with their hands in their pockets suddenly become very deeply interested in the prospective purchase of the one horse. Nobody pays the least attention to the real purchaser at first. He thinks business must be very brisk indeed and his chances of getting a horse at what he begins to believe must be a bargain quite as slim. Finally he edges into the conversion and becomes the central figure. “Where are the other horses!” he asks. “Just sold four this morning, and the rest are out on trial. A gentleman is coming around to try this one in an hour, if he is not sold before,” replied the dealer. “All right; let me take him out on trial!” “I am sorry, but I can’t. I promised to hold him for that other fellow unless some one bought outright.” At this point the decoys evince further signs of purchasing, and the result is that the victim makes an offer. After a little haggling the price usually settled on is in the vicinity of $100. The money is paid and the countryman drives off, happy in the consciousness of having a good bargain. When about two blocks distant his joy wilts down to several degrees below freezing point. The horse begins to wheeze and cough, and finally chokes and falls down. The n the sad faced farmer leads the horse back to the stable and demands his money. At first he gets no satisfaction whatever. The dealer insists that the horse was all right when he left and he can’t understand it. At last a compromise is made and the victim thinks himself lucky in getting $50 of his money back. “I tell you what,” said one of the decoys to a Herald reporter, “that old horse is a dandy. He’s got that choking racket down to a fine point, and plays it elegant.” “Has he been sold many times?” asked the reporter. “Many times? Well, I should cough up a cat. Every day, sure, and sometimes twice. Oh, you can gamble on his knowing his business now. Funny, now, ain’t it? That horse, as a horse ain’t worth two cents; but as a piece of property, I’m a gilly if he don’t bring the old man in $50 a day, easy. Yes sir, he don’t look it, but he’s one of the most valuable animals in New York.” At both places the same modus operandi is pursued and with the same profitable results to the dealers. They have now been carrying on the fraud for some months and as yet have not met with any serious setback. The average man does not like to admit that he has been “played” and prefers to pocket his loss and keep quiet rather than air the affair in court. A few victims, more brave than the rest, have caused the heavy hand of the law to drop on the dealers. The heavy hand clutched savagely enough for a while, and then, after the usual manner, let go and the dealers serenely went back to their business and their faithful old trick horse. – [New York Herald] MAKING MONEY “Hallo, Frank! Where have you been? I haven’t seen you for a great while?” “I have been in San Francisco.” “Making any money down there?” “You bet. I make more money in a day than you do in a year.” “Great Scott! You are foolin’, ain’t you?” “No, I’m, telling the truth.” “Where do you work?” “In the San Francisco mint.” – [Pacific Jester] A wind instrument – The weather vane. MONITOR AND MERRIMAC “Lieutenant Jones having occasion to visit the Merrimac’s gun deck, saw a division standing at ease, and inquiring of the officer in command why he was not firing that individual replied: “After firing for two hours I find I can do the enemy about as much damage by snapping my fingers at him every two minutes and a half.” - * - * - As Lieutenant Jones found he could make no impression on the Monitor with his shots, he determined to run her down or board her, and for nearly an hour he maneuvered for position, but his ship was too unwieldy for that kind of work. The Monitor danced around her like a yatch around a three-decker, pouring in her shot and endeavoring to find a vulnerable point. “At last Jones thought he saw a chance of ramming the Monitor, and he gave the order to go ahead at full speed, but before the great vessel could gather headway the agile Monitor turned, and the disabled prow of the Merrimac gave a glancing blow which did no harm whatever. “Again the Monitor came upon the Merrimac’s quarter her bow actually against the ship’s side, and at this distance fired twice. Both shots struck about half way up the Merrimac’s armor, abreast of the after pivot, and so severe was the blow that the side was forced in several inches. The crew of the after guns were knocked over by the concussion, bleeding from the nose and ears. - * - *- * “Thousands of spectators with beating hearts watched the conflict from Fort Monroe, and from the ships. It seemed to them as if the battle would never end, but at length the confederate commander, thinking it useless to try his broadsides on the Monitor any longer, steered off toward the Minnesota, which opened on the Merrimac with all her broadside, guns, and the ten-inch pivot.” – [Admiral Porter] SHARK FISHING Shark fishing is carried on to a considerable extent especially on the north and west coasts of Iceland, both decked vessels and open boats being used in this fishery. The species of shark caught is the Sgualus Carcharias, and it is pursued solely for the sake of the oil yielded by the liver, the rest of the carcass being usually thrown away, though sometimes the flesh is preserved for food. The sharks very much in size, running up to eighteen or twenty feet in length, and four to five feet in diameter through the thickest part of the body, the yield of oil from each liver varying from four or five up to fifty gallons. Rich livers yield two-thirds of their bulk of oil, poor ones only about one-half. The vessels used in shark fishing are for the most part small schooners of thirty to fifty tons burden, manned by eight or ten men. The usual fishing season is from January or February till August. During the winter months the sharks frequent shallower waters, and are found about twenty miles from land, in fifty fathoms of water or thereabouts; in summer they seek deeper waters, and are caught one hundred miles or so off the coast in a depth of two hundred fathoms. It having been ascertained by sounding that the ship lies in water of a suitable depth, preferable with a sloping soft mud bottom, the vessel is anchored, and fishing commences. The hook used is twelve of eighteen inches long, baited with seal-blubber and horseflesh and attached by a couple of yards of strong chain to an inch and a half line. As a rule the sharks are shy of taking the bait at first, and the fishers may wait long for their first bite; but once the sharks commence to “take” they crowd to the spot, and may be hooked in quick succession. They then take the bait greedily and with little caution. IT CURED HIM Some years ago a certain Methodist congregation in Chicago was presided over by a minister who in had formerly held a pastorate in Springfield, Mo. The preacher was a very good man, but he subjected himself to severe criticism by constantly comparing his surroundings with those in Springfield. Nothing was so nice as it was in Springfield; the church was fine, but not so fine as the Springfield Church; the congregation was zealous, but it was not Springfield zeal – and so on, all the time, Springfield being perfected perfection. At Last one of the sisters hit upon what she thought might prove a remedy for her pastor, so at the next “class” she gave in her experience. “I have,” said she, “found the path dark and rough, and at times have been on the point of falling by the wayside and giving up in despair. I have felt that my earthly nature was uncongenial with that heavenly one I have been taught to seek in the closest association, and there have been seasons when I thought I should never be able to reach that better land lying beyond the Jordan. But brethren and sisters, since our dear new pastor has come among us, I fell to rejoice at that although I may fall short of attaining the heavenly kingdom, bless the Lord, I shall at least reach Springfield.” The minister tells the story on himself and acknowledges that it cured him. - - [Merchant Traveler] WAR RECORDS – HOW THEY ARE COMPILED IN THE WASHINGTON BUREAU A Work, Only Half Done, Which Will Take Eighty Odd Volumes In Washington, on G Street, at the corner of Twentieth, is an old mansion which, forty years ago, was one of the most aristocratic dwellings in the capital. It is of peculiar architecture. Its square, plastered, brick walls, small windows and turret-shaped roof give it somewhat the appearance of a medieval castle. On its front is a small gilt sign, considerably dimmed by the action of frosts and rain, which reads: “War Records Office.” The whole building is occupied by Colonel Robert N. Scott and his corps of assistants, who are engaged in the work of preparing the official documents connected with the war of the rebellion for publication. “Do you publish everything in the way of records connected with the war?” was asked of Colonel Scott the other day. “By no means. If we did that we could almost say in the words of the evangelist, ‘the world itself would not contain the books.” At any rate, it would not be exaggeration to say that it would take thousands of volumes to contain everything. We expect to print about 80,000 pages. That will take eighty volumes or thereabouts. We are not half through yet. Our idea is to publish everything that is of historical value. The great mass, of course, is very uninteresting. But occasionally something exceedingly rich and spicy is reached. Some things that appear of small importance now may prove to be of great incidental value in the future.” “As you go through the great mass of documents do you find many things that are different from currently reported statements of events?” “Many such things occur all the while. It is astonishing how treacherous one’s memory is when applied to events that occurred twenty-five years ago. This is seen in the current discussions that are going forward all the while in the periodicals. Men unconsciously add a little her and subtract a little there and forget a good deal more, and finally the thing related bears no sort of semblance to the real thing that happened. I sometimes almost doubt my own eyes and senses and absolutely have to go and rest my faculties to see whether I really do know what I am about or not. A good illustration of this occurred only a few days ago. An officer of veracity and candor was relating the part his regiment took in the Battle of Shiloh. When he had finished I informed him that his regiment was not in the Battle of Shiloh at all. “What! Not in the Battle of Shiloh?” he ejaculated. “You don’t mean to say that, do you?” “I certainly do,” I replied. “Well, I should like to know your reason for making that statement,” said he. “My reason for making it is your own dispatch written three days after the battle, in which you say your regiment was not in the battle. He adjusted his spectacles, read it over several times and admitted his error. His story was spoiled, but history was vindicated. “And so goes all the while. There is nothing like the written record to go by. Men forget the motives and the feelings which actuated them a quarter of a century ago. The jealousies and asperities of that time have passed away. It was a time when big men rubbed hard together in the stern realities of war. It was a time when mistakes were made and experiments were being tried. But I suppose if we were to have another war we would hardly do much better. We would probably be obliged to make about the same mistakes and try the same experiments over again. It is the way of humanity. One generation has never yet profited much by the mistakes of the one that has gone before it. – [Philadelphia Times] DISCIPLINE In the long run, says President Carpenter of the Drake University, it will be found it is early, thorough, and persistent discipline that tells. Now and then, genius, aided by extraordinary favorable conditions, blazes forth into some kind of temporary success and notoriety. Not the possessors of such fame are almost certain to eventually settle back to their merited place of mediocrity. No man can truly be said to be great when fame rests upon an accident or upon a single achievement. It is the slowly but well- built tower of work and character, reared piece by piece, during a whole lifetime, that forms the enduring monument of real greatness. SHE WISHES IT, TOO “They tell me you’ve traveled, Mr. Crimsonback,” said Miss Fussanfeather, during a lull in the conversation the other night.. “Yes, I’ve traveled considerable. I used to travel for a dry goods house. I wish I was traveling now.” “I wish you were,” innocently rejoined the young lady, noticing that both hands of the clock were pointing upward. – [Statesman] CHICAGO AND THE NORTHWEST – HOW TO GET THERE This is what often puzzles the brains of those who are about to make the trip. The completion of the steel bridge across the Ohio River, at Henderson Ky., has made this a question most easily solved. By it the time between Nashville and Chicago has been reduced on the Evansville rout to 16 hours, 7 hours less than by any other route. This route also offers the additional advantage of a Palace Buffet Sleeping Car daily between those points. Direct connection is made with trains from Jacksonville, Fla., Thomasville, Montgomery, Pensacola, Mobile, New Orleans, Birmingham, Savannah, Charleston, Augusta, Macon, Atlanta, Chattanooga, and all intermediate points in the South, in Union Depot, at Nashville, with the train leaving there 7.25 p.m. arriving in Chicago 10.540 next morning. From Little Rock, Memphis, Humboldt, Milan, Clarksville, Paducah and points in that territory, passengers connect with this fast train at Guthrie, Tenn, and at Nortonville, Ky. The train has reduced the time from all Southern points to a minimum. Try the route via the Henderson Bridge, Evansville, and Terre Haute to Chicago, and the Northwest, and you will never wish to go by any other. Passengers arriving in Chicago by this fast train can make connection with the noon trains for all the summer resorts of the West and Northwest, arriving at many of them before dark the same day. Those who prefer to wait for the new limited fast trains which leave Chicago 7.30 p.m. for St. Paul and Minneapolis, have the advantage of seven to eight hours in Chicago, and still make the same time as those coming by other routes from the South. Sleeping car accommodations can be accrued ten days in advance, by writing or telegraphing A. H. Robinson, Ticket Agent, Union Ticket Office, or to W. W. Knox, Tick et Agent, Union Depot, Nashville. For further particulars in the form of maps, time tables, etc, write or call on your nearest railroad agent, or to John H. Griffin, Traveling Passenger, Agent, Evansville Route, 28 Wall St, Atlanta, Ga. To do a kind act is the proof of a good man; not bragging about it afterwards, however, is the proof of a noble man. 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