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                       Home Brew
           Anything can happen.  Suits will be higher
                   Brewed by Madison C. Kirby
                                   
         Easter Sunday rains were arranged by that queer bimbo who schedules 
the calendar.  He put April Fool on the same date as Easter.  And it was an 
April Fool Easter.
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                                       And rain was expected.  
         A milliner informs us that as a rule, whenever a purchaser had 
invested in an Easter helmet, she would oplue pessimistically. 
"Now that I have a new hat I suppose it will rain."
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         In such an instance there is more pleasure and satisfaction in being 
disappointed in one's prophecy than in the weather.
                          *   *   *   *
         The precipitation was a cheer to those who had put in last-minute 
orders for suitsand apparel.  They didn't get delivery of their orders, and 
if they had they wouldn't have worn them in the rain.
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         However, there is no word of cheer for the fellows who bought a new 
tailored suit  and forgot to have the hip pocket made large enough for 
practical use.
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         Easter, the one day of new hats, Comes once per ear, they tell; And 
when it rains on Easter morn, The ladies say, "Oh-dear!"
                          *   *   *   *
        And there is no solace for the chap who got his white shirts back 
from the laundry with black buttons sewed on them.

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                          C'MON APOLLO
        "We do not care how much it rain,"  The baseball magnates say,  "If 
we can have a flock  of sun Upon our opening day."