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         Wot's the Use.
  Wot's the use of eatin, say?
    Gotter eat again.
  Wot's the use t' go t' sleep?
    Gittin up's such pain.
  Work until yer simply lame--
  Nex' day gotter work the same!

  Wot's the use o' gittin full?
    Gotten sober up.
  Wot's the use t' ride a wheel?
    Only gotter stop.
  Wot's the use o' living, say?
  Only gotter die some day.
          --New York Sunday Journal.
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            Calm and Collected