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WELSH JAW BREAKERS
R. B. Rowlands, of Gomer, has a
chance to marry a wealthy Welsh
lady if he can interpret the follow
ing. He finds it a little bit difficult,
and asks the kind assistance of some
of his friends.
Tourist. - Good Morning, my pretty
maid. Whose sheep are these?
Shepherdess. - They belong to Mr. 
Goronwy Cadwaladr, Sir.
T. - Oh! a very nice name too. And 
where does he live?
S. - At Tre'rgelfrgwylltion.
T. - Nicer still. Do you lose any of
them sometimes?
S. - Not often, Sir; last year five of 
them tumbled over in Nanterchyelo
gwyncoch, and were killed.
T. - What a place to tumble into, to 
be sure. What is that lake I see
over there?
S. - Llynlle'rllyfnwygwrdd.
T. - Another jaw-breaker! Have you 
been much from home at all?
S. - Only in Anglesey, Sir; I went 
with my brother and my sister to
Lianerchymeddymmondo, and from 
there to see Creigau Crugyll, and
came back to Llanfairmathafarneitha?
and then -----
T. - Hold hard! let me breathe a 
little, my dear! Well, where after
wards?
S. - Well my brother had to go 
back to Chwarel Caebraichycafn, and 
my sister to Tre'rhanod, Llanaelhai
arn, but on oue way home we went to 
see the little Church by the river - 
such a funny old-fashioned Church
Sir.
T. - Where it is? I mean what Par-
ish?
S. - In Llanfairpwllgwynllgogery-
chwyrndrobwlltusiliogogogoch.
T. - Mercy on us! that is enough! 
However shall I find such a place?


A ROMANTIC WEDDING
 
   The marriage of Miss Susan Yie Flick-
inger to Lieut. Paul H. Talbot, U.S.N.,
occurred Sunday, Oct. 17th, the father of
the bride, Magistrate J. W. Flickinger, 
performing the ceremony. Miss Bea Flick-
inger of Huron Road hospital, Cleveland, 
and Miss Helen Lacey, roommate of the 
bride at Oberline College, with the family, 
witnessed the event, which took place in 
the open air on the bank of the Sandusky
river, north of Fremont four miles. The 
young couple left Sunday evening for San
Diego, Calif., where the groom is sta-
tioned.
     The charming and accomplished bride
is a young lady in whose happiness all the 
people of Clyde feel a deep interest. As 
graduate of our local schools, a student at 
Oberlin for two years, competent, self-
reliant and a lady in every sense of the 
word, the best wishes of all Clyde will 
follow her and her young naval officer
husband to their western home.



EASTWARD, HO!
By Edmund Vance Cooke.

"Where are you going man-with-the- 
  gun?"
"To France!" __ ______, "where 
  They're hunting the Hun,
And something's doing and some-
  thing's done."
"Where are you going, boys-in-the
  blues?"
"To France." he hailed. "on a bit
  of a cruise
To supply our troops and to sink
  the U's."

"Where are you going, girl-of-the-
  cross?"
"To France." she cried, "where the
  war waves toss
The flotsam of life, I would save
  its loss."

"Where are you going, man-of-the-
    Y?"
"To France!" he cried. "where I 
  mean to try
To serve our boysm as the live or
  die."

"Where are you going, man-with-
  the-case?"
"To France!" he said, "for the con-
  stant race
Between Life and Death, at a 
gruelling pace."

"Where are you going, man-with-
  the-pen?"
"To France." he called, "to portray 
  to men

How history happens and where and
  when."

"Where are you going, man-with-
 the purse?"
"To France!" he said, " where I'm 
  needed worse,
To rebuild the land, from the 
  kaiser's curse."

Where are you going, hastening
  Hun?"
And the German shrieked, as he 
  shed his gun.
Any blace unter der shining sun,
Except to France. Run, Heinie, run!
?ndt I vish dis ware vas nefer
  begun!"
Copyright, 1918.