Education: The Log, 1924: Juniata High School Yearbook: Blair Co, PA Submitted for use in the USGenWeb Archives by: Blair County Genealogical Society, 431 Scotch Valley Road, Hollidaysburg, PA 16648. Transcribed by Judy Banja jbanja@email.msn.com USGENWEB NOTICE: Printing this file within by non-commercial individuals and libraries is encouraged, as long as all notices and submitter information is included. Any other use, including copying files to other sites requires permission from the submitters PRIOR to uploading to any other sites. We encourage links to the state and county table of contents. ____________________________________________________________ The Log Volume VI : 1924 ~~ * ~~ Juniata High School [photo] Juniata High School [photo] Mr. Steele To Whom This Annual Is Respectfully Dedicated FACULTY [with photos] MR. WINELAND Superintendent MISS HEINSLING History MR. PETERSON Principal MR. DEAN Latin MISS RIDDELL Mathematics MISS LUCAS Music MISS KIRKPATRICK Biology MISS McNEAL English MISS EPRIGHT Latin MISS NOGGLE Commercial MISS SMITH French MR. McCRACKEN Civics MISS BRUMBAUGH Spanish WHO'S WHO Class of 1924 Class Flower, Pink Tea Rose Class Motto, "Our Hope, Our Aim: Success" Class Colors: Blue and Steel Clinton Coleman, President Pauline Burris, Secretary Ruth McCoy, Vice President Stacy Fox, Treasurer Editor in Chief Lenoir Hess Associate Editors Lydia Clarkson Martha Bain Katherine Griffith Department Heads Catherine Cowan, Prophetess Robert Roy, Sports Elsie Hunt, Music Margaret Bonner, Historian Elizabeth Noll, Social Harriet Hoover, Poet Clark Holton, Will Carolyn Stone, Jokes Pearl Springer, Art Circulation Managers Albert Winter Stuart Esterly Elizabeth Foust Business Manager Robert McDonald Ad Solicitors Robert McDonald Donald Blowers William Moore Durward Turner Floreine Davis Albert Winter Stacy Fox SENIORS [47] [with photos] NAME PROGRAM ACTIVITIES Donald Adams General Football (3) Gaynell Aikens Commercial Martie Bain General Basketball (3), Glee Club (2), Class Play (3), Operetta (4), Associate Editor (4), Track (2) Ellen Benson General Donald Blowers General Margaret Bonner General Glee Club "22," Class Play (3), Operetta (4) Erma Boyles Commercial Ruth Burget Commercial Pauline Burris Commercial Secretary, Sect. of Commercial Club Lydia Clarkson Commercial Basketball (3), Glee Club (2), Class Play (3), Operetta (4), Track (2), President of Commerce Club (4) Clinton Coleman General Baseball (2), Football (4), President of Class (4) Ethel Cooper General Catherine Cowan General Prophetess Floreine Davis Commercial Stuart Esterly Commercial Elizabeth Foust General Stacy Fox Commercial Katherine Griffith General Editor of Student Lantern (4), Associate Editor of Annual (4), Glee Club (2) Inez Haggerty Commercial Catherine Hankinson Commercial Basketball (3) Lillian Harrity Commercial Esther Heaton General Lenoir Hess General Editor of Annual ( '24) Clark Holton General Football (4), Track (2) Elsie Hunt Commercial Glee Club (2), Orchestra (1-2-3-4) Elva Hutchinson Commercial Harriet Hoover General Glee Club (2), Class Poet, Operetta (4) Cleo Kuhn General Helen Miller General Glee Club (2) Evelyn McCloskey General Glee Club (2) Ruth McCoy General Martha McKerihan General Glee Club (2) William Moore Commercial Robert McDonald General Business Manager of Annual (4), Baseball (2-3-4), Treasurer of Athletic Association (4) Elizabeth Noll General Glee Club (2) Dorothy Oast General Glee Club (2) Anna Plubell General Basketball (2) Russell Price Commercial Orchestra (1,2,3,4), Football (4), Basketball (4) Robert Roy General Football (4), Track (2,3,4), Reporter of Juniata Hi Notes Winifred Redden General Glee Club (2) Pearl Spangler General Earl Summers General Pearl Summers Commercial Carolyn Stone General Basketball (2) Durward Turner General Football (4) Albert Winter General Baseball (4), President of Athletic Association Helen Wood General Glee Club (2), Orchestra (1,2,3,4) The Nut Cracker NAME SO-CALLED AMBITION CHIEF VIRTUE OUGHT TO BE OUGHT TO HAVE D. Adams Shorty Preacher Never Busy Studious Some Toys G. Aikens Chang To Be Tall Quietness Heavier A French Bob M. Bain Martie Red Hair A Good Line Thankful A School-girl Complexion E. Benson Fatima Nurse Shingle Bob English A French Pony D. Blowers Don To Graduate Big Feet A Satirist His History M. Bonner Peg To Marry Gracefulness? Professional Some Nervine Questionnaire E. Boyles Erm Typist Silence Rewarded A Medal R. Burget Utz Stenog Blush Man Lover More Typewriters P. Burris Peggy Office Girl Whispering Quieter Less to Say L. Clarkson Jack Basketball Always Busy Muffled A Chance E. Coleman Clint Elect. Eng. Always Busy A Statesman More Time E. Cooper Tuddie Teacher Agreeable (?) A Reformer A Beau C. Cowan Kate Missionary Fairy Tales A Prophecier A Hair Net F. Davis Sis Somebody's Wife Short Men A Pocahontas A Protector S. Esterly Bud Baker Smiling A Ladies Man A Kiss E. Foust Betty Dance Flirting Tonguetied A Muffler S. Fox Stace A Great Walker K.K.K. A Cow Puncher More Pep K. Griffith Cassy Doctor Crowd Psychology An Actress A Vacation I. Haggerty Ine To Be Tall Agreeable More Active Few Facts C. Hankinson Hank Librarian Typing Happy (?) Leather Tongue L. Harrity Lil Somebody's Wife Diamond United A Wedding E. Heaton Esther Valedictorian Bossing "Mountain High" A Place in the Sky L. Hess Lenoir (Lacking) Good Humored Caged More Weight C. Holten Snell 8 Feet Sleeping A Clown More Room H. Hoover Hap Pianist Bluffing A Nurse A Player Piano E. Hunt Hunt Violinist Smile Artist More Bows (Beaus) E. Hutchison Bab's Teaching Bluffing Politician More to Say C. Kuhn Baby To Be Tall Movies Speedy Curls E. McCloskey Evelyn To Be Married Penmanship Someone's Stenog Nerves R. McCoy Kid Last Word Intelligence Suffragette A Novel B. McDonald Mick Baseball Fan Wit In School Better Marks M. McKerihan Mack Wooster Personality An Example A Knight H. Miller Helen (Pitt) Ballet Dancer Studious More Style W. Moore Bill Stenog Bookkeeping Speedier A Girl E. Noll Betts R.M. Originality Druggist Asst. A Comb D. Oast Dorth Author Mentality A Dog Catcher Appreciation A Plubell Annie To Talk French Telling Jokes A Poet A Grammar R. Price Russ To Be a "Hunt"-er His (?) Fife "Hunt"-ed A Pipe W. Reddin Winnie Modiste Assurance (?) Orator Ambulance R. Roy Arf Arf Journalist 16 Passenger Car On Time More Authority P. Spangler Bird School Marm Hair In the Hall of Fame A Lighter Blush P. Summers Hope Historian Typing Recommended A Man E. Summers Earl Tinner O Those Eyes! A Shiek Some Dynamite D. Turner Wiry Wm. Undertaker Musician Shot A New Trombone C. Stone Carrie A Man Giggling Oiled Some Safetypins H. Wood Peggy Teaching Listening Or Not to Be A Ring A. Winter Al Heart Breaker Side Burns In Virgil Class A Private Stenog MUSIC FIRST VIOLINS CORNETS Elsie Hunt Harry Cooper Russell Price Stewart Kinch Helen Wood CLARINETS John Kells Ralph Ernest Catherine Harry William Shaffer Mamie Humphreys TROMBONE Louise Piper Durward Turner Margaret Allen Carl Gentzel Luther Brobst Robert Burtnett FLUTES DRUMS Laura Hunt Ralph Musser Rosalie Pfeiffer PIANO SAXOPHONE Helen Hill Vernon Meghan Harriet Hoover John Noll Athletics Athletic Association Albert Winter, '24, President Charles Stone, '25, Vice President Robert McDonald, '24, Treasurer George Gates, '26, Secretary Cheerleaders Martha Bain, '24 Eleanor Geist, '25 Clark Holton, '24 Robert Roy, '24 Athletic Advisory Committee Professor Harry Peterson Professor Stanley Dean Professor Kenneth Steele FOOTBALL 1923 It was the Blue and White's first year in football. The team did not get started till late in the season and no preliminary training was had. The candidates were called two and a half weeks before the season's opening. Herbert Winter, Juniata High's greatest football player, was elected captain and Robert Roy was chosen manager of the '23 season. In the middle of the season the football team lost its captain, Herby Winters. This was the severest blow of the season. Charley Stone was elected captain to fill Winters' place. It can be said that Captain Charley Stone led the football warriors on admirably through the hardest part of the season. Stone always kept the players in good spirits; he always was able to instill courage into them. Despite the difficulties and irregularities in the team, and the fact that it was a first year team, the wearers of the Blue and White brought home one victory, tied one game, and lost seven, of the nine games played. At the end of the season the Lettermen met, electing Joseph Glasgow as captain for the 1924 football season. Our Football Squad QUARTERS NAME POSITION WEIGHT(lbs.) HEIGHT PLAYED NICKNAME CLASS Winter H.B. 130 5'5" 12 Herb '24 Price Center 140 5'9" 27 Rus '24 Turner Guard 140 5'9" 21 Wiry Willum '24 Holton Guard 160 6' 32 Snell '24 Roy Tackle 155 5'11" 32 Bob '24 Coleman H.B. 150 5'9" 8 Clint '24 Black F.B. 160 5'9" 31 Spark Plug '25 Glasgow End 132 5'7" 34 Joie '25 Oswald End 140 5'10" 27 Bug '25 Beery End 125 5'8" 21 Georgie '25 Shaefer Guard 140 5'9" 2 Bill '25 Young H.B. 148 5'9" 11 Red '25 Stone Q.B. 130 5'5" 36 Chawlee '25 McNeel H.B. 130 5'9" 17 BeeDee '26 BurtnettH.B. 115 5'7" 18 Burt '26 McKinneyH.B. 140 6' 4 Jim '26 Weber Center 130 5'7" 10 Hondle '26 Graham Tackle 150 5'9" 32 Jew '26 Nelson Guard 150 5'10" 11 Buns '26 Barr H.B. 130 5'9" 35 Hooch, 2d '27 Wherry End 125 5'7" 2 Bill '26 BASKETBALL 1923-24 Basketball was the next sport in line. Coach Casey Steele was confronted with the task of selecting a new varsity. Not one letterman was back from the previous season, all having been graduated. Two substitutes of the 1922-23 team were the only men around [from] which to build a team. Juniata High entered the Mountain High School Basketball League for the first time, after an invitation to join the League had been received by Coach Steele. Juniata was unfortunate in the League, for not even one victory did they annex from the veteran lineups with which they were confronted. But Juniata was able to win two games outside the League from teams more in its class. Clair Oswalt was captain of the basketball team and Earl "Tubby" Troutwein was the manager. Juniata lost twice to Lewistown, Hollidaysburg, Mount Union, Tyrone, Houtzdale, Philipsburg and Bellefonte High Schools. They won games from Cresson and Antis Township High Schools. Below appears the individual point record of each basketball player: GAMES PLAYED NAME FIELD GOALS FOUL GOALS TOTAL 16 Beery 33 21 of 54 87 17 Meghan 14 13 of 38 41 16 Barr 9 10 of 28 28 17 Glasgow 4 15 of 25 23 17 Oswalt 5 11 of 35 21 9 R. Burtnett3 7 of 10 13 6 Martin 3 5 of 12 11 15 Weber 2 6 of 23 10 13 G. Burtnett3 0 of 2 6 5 Young 1 3 of 10 5 7 Price 0 0 of 0 0 2 Black 0 0 of 0 0 BASEBALL 1924 The 1924 model baseball squad is just as good as its predecessors. The first baseball call brought out the young blood of the school and the team is made up of them, having Bob McDonald, last year's varsity twirler, Hugh Black and "Chet" Brickley as its backbone. Bob McDonald was captain of the nine. The opening game of the year, while the boys didn't show such good form, was not so bad considering that our team was new, except for the battery. Yes, we were beaten in the opening game, 14-6 by Williamsburg. Not so bad though at that, for the Williamsburg team had a few games before they met us. Juniata is not offering that as an alibi, though, for they were better than our team was at the time and they beat us. The Williamsburg game was held on Wednesday, April 23d. Juniata was a member of the Blair County High Baseball League. Other teams in the League were Hollidaysburg, Morrison's Cove, Williamsburg and Roaring Spring. TRACK 1924 Late in March the track and field candidates got the call to "spikes" and early in April the aspirants for the varsity started training. The backroads were used by the runners, while the field men practiced at the "Fifth Street Stadium." On April 10th the track men started to use the Cricket Field in Altoona. The track candidates were Jewett Henry, '25; Robert Hankinson, '26; Donald Blowers, '24; Max Foose, '27; Clarence "Flank" Wolford, '25; Stacy Fox, '24; Robert Roy, '24; Clark Holton, '24; Robert Burtnett, '25; Joseph Young, '25; William Wherry, '26; Clarence Babcock, '26; Earl Brumbaugh, '27; Benjamin McCloskey, '25; Samuel Beichler, '26; and Charles Edmondson, '25. At the time the "Log" goes to press the team had not been picked, but it is certain that the Blue and White will be represented by a crackerjack team. Bob Roy, middle distance runner, was elected captain of the 1924 track squad. Spring Meets May 10thCarnegie Tech Interscholastic, at Pittsburgh May 17thPenn state Interscholastic, at State College May 24thLewistown Interscholastic, at Lewistown May 31stBlair County Interscholastic, at Altoona The Student Lantern Editor-in-Chief Kathrine Griffith '24 Literary Editor Ruth McCoy '24 Poetry Editor Loraine Lantz '25 Exchange Esther Heaton '24 Alumni Notes Elizabeth Noll '24 School Notes Ralph Ernest '25 Art Pearl Spangler '24 Art Dorothy Oast '24 Music Harriet Hoover '24 Athletics Charles Stone '25 Jokes Walter Hamer '25 Jokes Jewett Henry '25 Business Manager Robert Roy '24 Advertising Manager Stuart Esterly '24 Circulation Margaret Bonner '24 Circulation Elizabeth Cox '26 Reporter Martha Bain '24 Reporter George Gates '26 Reporter Catherine Harry '25 Reporter Margaret Allen '27 "57 Varieties" 1 Best all around girl Harriet Hoover 2 Most school spirit Bob McDonald 3 Most popular Albert Winter 4 Most versatile Martha Bain 5 Best student Esther Heaton 6 Most athletic Russ Price 7 Best sport Lenoir Hess 8 Most executive ability Clinton Coleman 9 Strongest character Ruth McCoy 10 Most conscientious Dorothy Oast 11 Most literary Catherine Cowan 12 Most romantic Helen Miller 13 Most musical Elsie Hunt 14 Most artistic Pearl Spangler 15 Most unselfish Pauline Burris 16 Prettiest Line Us Up! 17 Jolliest Catherine Hankinson 18 Funniest Clark Holton 19 Keenest sense of humor Bob McDonald 20 Best natured Lydia Clarkson 21 Pluckiest Floreine Davis 22 Most graceful Earl Summers (?) 23 Best social dancer Elizabeth Foust 24 Best dressed Sh-h-h-h 25 Most dignified Inez Hagerty 26 Most courteous Erma Boyles 27 Most charming Martha McKerihan 28 Most independent Cleo Kuhn 29 Most absent minded Robert Roy 30 Most gullible Donald Adams 31 Most tactful Elizabeth Noll 32 Most ambition Katherine Griffith 33 Best bluffer Elsie Hunt 34 Most bustling Bill Turner (?) 35 Most original Clark Holton (St. Pat Day) 36 Neatest Gaynell Aikens 37 Most mischievous Donald Adams 38 Greatest giggler Winnie Redden 39 Peppiest Margaret Bonner 40 Biggest talker Carolyn Stone 41 Happiest Lil Harrity 42 Most thoughtful Pearl Summers 43 Most alert Anna Plubell 44 Best informed Lenoir Hess 45 Squarest Ethel Cooper 46 Calmest Stacy Fox 47 Most practical William Moore 48 Most convincing Robert McDonald 49 Most tardy Bob Roy 50 Biggest grind Helen Wood 51 Most curious Marg Bonner 52 Most sincere Ruth Burget 53 Best writer Evelyn McCloskey 54 Most reticent Ellen Benson 55 Most demure Elva Hutchison 56 Best prepared lessons (?)Donald Blowers 57 Most pleasant Stuart Esterly Advertisers and Jokes DUNMIRE'S Quality Meats, Groceries, 621 Fourth Avenue, 415 Sixteenth Street, Bell Phone G.O.P. What is the meaning of G.O.P.? Said the boy, "It's plain to see It means, go out and play for me." But the flapper in glee cried louder and louder: "Oh, no it means "Get out the Powder." The fool said, "'Tis seen in every measure That G.O.P. means Games or Pleasure." But the wise man cried, "You all talk such rot, When it really means a Graft Oil Plot!" Martha Bain, '24 Brett's Department Store, Twelve Hundred Ten Eleventh Avenue, Altoona, Pa. City Auto Sales Co., A.M. Jacobs, 800-02-04 Green Avenue, Altoona, Pa. New Buick Cars J.L. Saleme's Sanitary Tonsorial Parlor, Latest Styles in Ladies Hair Trimming, 614 * Second Street, Juniata, Pa. The Pittsburgh Post, the Pittsburgh Sun Thomas Smith had asked Miss McNeal if he could leave the room, but she refused. So about twenty minutes later Miss McNeal said, "Thomas, put up the windows and leave quietly." * * * * Mr. McCracken - "What is Collective Bargaining?" Dorothea Haines, "Collecting bargains." * * * * He - "Didn't you say I could kiss you?" She - "Most assuredly; but who said anything about a massage?" W.E. Steffey, Jeweler, 1224 Eleventh Avenue, Altoona, Pa. Bonner's Drugs and Gifts Many men seem to "Keep That Schoolgirl Complexion" on their coat collars. * * * * There was a young man named Mose Who was one of his girl's best bose, At a party of her mamma's He went in his pajamas, Because they said, "Wear evening clothes." * * * * Little Willie in the best of sashes Fell into the fire and was burned to ashes. By and by the room grew chilly But no one liked to poke up Willie. Hoffman's Superior Ice Cream Goldschmid Bros., Goldschmid Building, Eleventh Avenue and Twelfth Street Hess' Dry Goods and Notions, Fresh and Cold Meats, Green Goods and Groceries, 331 Fifth Avenue, Bell Phone "You are on 'your Honor,'" cried the policeman as the milk truck ran over the judge. * * * * The Wife (dreaming) - "We two are as one, aren't we dear?" The Husband (going over the bills) - "I suppose so, but I can't make the hotel management see it." * * * * Old Lady - "Are you afraid of work?" Bum - "Certainly not, madam. I can lie right down beside it and go to sleep." * * * * Freshman (dining for the first time in local Ritz, pointed to a French word), "I'll have some of that, please." Juniata Dye Works, Expert Cleaners and Dyers, Main Office and Plant, 613 Fourth Ave., Juniata, Pa., Branch Office 2223 Eighth Avenue, Altoona, Pa., Just Phone 3744-M Simpson & Grabill, Jewelers, Eleven Sixteen Twelfth St. Klevan Bros., Insured Quality Footwear, On the Corner, 1300 11th Avenue Waiter - "Sorry sir, but the orchestra is playing that now." * * * * Speaking of fruits, oftentimes a fellow picks a peach whom he thinks is the apple of his eye, but he finds she is a lemon that no decent fellow would care a fig for. * * * * "I think long skirts are so graceful." "Yes, I'm knock-kneed, too." * * * * Lenoir - "He put his arm around me five times last week." Carrie (innocently) - "Some arm." Raugh Bros., Tailors and Clothers, Twelfth Avenue and Eleventh Street, Altoona, Pa. P.F. Nowark, French Bobbing a Specialty, 617 Fourth Avenue, Juniata, Pa. O, Caesar! Darkibus nightibus Nota lamporum Boyibus kissibus Sweet girlorum Girlibus likabus Wanta someorum Pater puellibus Enter parlorum Kickabus boyibus Exibus doorum Nightibus darkabus Minus lamporum Climbibus fencibus Breechibus torum W.S. Aaron, Home Furnishings, 1428 Eleventh Avenue, Altoona, Pa. Foust's Jewelry, Kodaks, Edisons, Gifts, 612 Second Street, Juniata, Pa. I. Lang, Manufacturer of Fine Furs, Cloaks and Suits, 1425 Eleventh Avenue, Altoona, Pa., Phone 992 A young lady who often thought out loud was being shown through a garter factory. "Good gracious!" she exclaimed, "Ninety million pairs a year? I don't see where they all go to." "Neither do I," replied the young man, blinking slightly. Handle With Care "What is your motto when you are with women?" "Use well before shaking." Tea Hounds "Won't you join me in a cup of tea?" "Well, you get in; I'll see if there's any room left." The Standard Furniture Co., 1407 Eleventh Ave., Altoona, Pa. Juniata Gasoline and Oil Station, C.O. Benson, 702 Second Street, Juniata, Pa. Miss Heinsling - "What is the Liberty Bell?" Clair Oswald - "Oh - ah - it rings at 3:15." * * * * Ralph Musser - "Did you ever see Oliver Twist, Aunty?" Aunty - "Hush, child! You know I never attend modern dances." * * * * Office Boy - "There's a member of the varsity team outside. He wants his photo done." Photographer - "Side-face?" Office Boy - "No; half-back." Olympic Theatre, Closed for remodeling, Watch for the Grand Opening Soyster's Footwear of Fashion, 1410 Eleventh Avenue G. Casanave, Estate, Harness, Leather Goods, Gloves, Suit Cases, Trunks, Umbrellas, Horse, Dog and Bird Furnishings, 1213 Eleventh Street, Opposite P.O. Building, Altoona, Penn. Thelma Hubert - "I could dance like this forever." Clark Holton - "Oh, no! You're bound to improve." * * * * Eleanor Geist - "The only men I kiss are my brothers." Joe Young - "What lodge do you belong to?" Mirror Printing Company, Altoona, Penna. W.H. & L.C. Wolfe, General Sporting Goods, 1011 Chestnut Avenue, Altoona, Pa. H.R. Goss, Eat! Eat! Eat! Everything Good to Eat at 706 Fourth Avenue, Juniata, Pa. Miss Kirkpatrick - "How would you punctuate this sentence: 'Bessie a pretty girl is going down the street'?" Ed Caum - "I should make a dash after Bessie." * * * * A young parson excited and nervous, after the wedding was over instead of saying, "It is customary to kiss the bride," said, "It is kistomary to cuss the bride." * * * * Joe Glasgow - "Have you read, 'To a Field Mouse'?" Vernon Meghan - "No, how do you get them to listen?" A.C. Sorrick, Clothing and Furnishings, 706 Fourth Avenue, Altoona, Pa. Ruehr's Footwear and Hosiery, Opposite Juniata Bank A. DeBarber, Confectionery and Ice Cream The Westfall Co. [Clothing, Hats] Callet's Specialty Shop, next door to Capitol Theatre Mr. Steele - "How is electricity transmitted?" Clarence Wolford - "Why - er -." Mrs. Steele - "Correct. Now, how is it measured?" Clarence Wolford - "What?" Mr. Steele - "One hundred per cent, Clarence." Winter's Altoona Music House, 1415 Eleventh Avenue H.W. McCartney, Stationer, 1107 Eleventh Avenue, Altoona, Pa. Juniata Movies Facts Girls no longer love to dance - they dance to love. * * * * The best place to hold the world's fairs is around the waist. * * * * Senior Girls' Motto - Better to love a short man than never love a tall. * * * * A widower had a monument erected at the grave of his wife and upon it was this inscription: "The light of my life has gone out." But later he married again and shortly this line was cut upon the tombstone: "But I have found another match." Juniata Boosters Association, Publicity Committee L.G. Riddles, Jeweler, 620 * Fourth Avenue, Juniata, Pa. I don't like my Prof. at all, In fact I think he's punk - He sharpened his pencil with my knife To mark me down a flunk. * * * * Peg Bonner - "Do you play five hundred?" Bob Roy - "No; there aren't enough in our family." The Shaeffer Studio, Photographer, 1117 Eleventh Avenue, Altoona, Penna. Pheasant & Smith, Altoona's Biggest and Best Hat Store, 1105 Eleventh Avenue Juniata New Co., W.E. Roy, 624 Fourth Avenue, 407 Second Street, Juniata, Penna. Neal's, The Ladies' Hat Shop, 1419 Eleventh Avenue, Altoona, Pa. Flowery Language Blossom called up to Bud and she said she was craving for a Wild Thyme. Bud Rose to the occasion and they had a blooming evening. But when Blossom got home she had to Lilac the deuce about where she'd been. She got by because she had a Dandelion and her Poppy believed her. * * * * Bill Shaffer - "I'd like to try out for the Junior play." Miss McNeal - "What makes you think you can act?" B. Shaffer - "I had my leg in a cast, once." A. Berman, Altoona's Leading Jeweler and Optician, 1311 Eleventh Avenue Hall's Bakery, Hall's Tasty Ice Cream, 600 Fourth Avenue, Juniata, Pa., Phone 1687 W.H. Goodfellow's Sons, Hardware, Glass and Paint, 1319 Eleventh Avenue, Altoona, Pa. United Waist Stores, Blouses, Lingerie, Hosiery and Sweaters, 1316 Eleventh Avenue, Altoona, Pa. Little boy after first day at school - "We all sit up straight when the teacher says "cigarette" (sit erect). * * * * Wanted A man to handle dynamite in a match factory. A splendid chance for a raise. * * * * Famous Sayings "It's a great life if you don't weaken." - Samson. "The first hundred years are the hardest." - Melbus. Simon's [Shoe Store], Mal H. Neuwahl, Mgr., 1302 Eleventh Avenue Caldwell's Restaurant, East Juniata J.R. Meek, Groceries, Meets [sic] and Dry Goods, East Juniata More Famous Sayings "It floats." - Noah "Yes, we are very much attached to each other." - Siamese Twins. "Ho! hum! Seems as if I just lay down." - Rip Van Winkle. "I've taken a great fall for you." - Adam. "The bigger they are, the harder they fall." - Baird. "I'll tell the world." - H.G. Wells. * * * * At Chemistry Lecture - "Who made the first nitride?" Student - "Paul Revere." Wm. F. Gable Company, "Altoona's Greatest Store" Caum's [Restaurant], "The Chocolate Shop," (Next to Strand Theatre), 1512 Eleventh Avenue Robinson's Shop [Suits], 602 Fourth Avenue, Hall Building Mrs. M. Siegfried, Groceries and Confectionery, 512 Fifth Street, Juniata, Pa., Bell Phone 4595-X W.F. Sellers & Co., Jewelers, 1408 Eleventh Avenue, Altoona, Pa. Woodbury - "Why do they say cleanliness is next to Godliness?" Ivory - "'Cause Saturday is next to Sunday." * * * * Caesar - "Wasn't that Cleopatra driving by in that chariot?" Anthony - "Oh, it couldn't have Ben Hur." * * * * Harold - "I've been going with your daughter for ten years." Mr. Truax - "Well, what do you want?" Harold - "I want to marry her." Mr. Truax - "I thought maybe you wanted a pension." Krater's Stores [Grocer], Orders Delivered, Phone 3638-M Robinson's, In the New Gilberg Building, 713 Fourth Avenue, Juniata, Pa. Dr. P.M. Davis, Dentist, 614 Second Street, Juniata, Pa. New dance - "Lemon Crush." * * * * Old soak (knocking on an arc light) - "There must be somebody home, there's a light upstairs." * * * * There was an old maid Miss Barrett Who kept a loquacious poll-parrot, When the preacher came calling, poll's words were appalling, Now the parrot's in Miss Barrett's garret. * * * * "Did you notice his father's brogue?" "Notice! I felt it." L. Lang, Dry Goods and Notions, 610 Second Street, Juniata Max's Place - Max Geller & Co., Groceries and Meats Delivered Anywhere, 1801 Fourth Avenue, Juniata, Pa., Bell Telephone 3451 Chas. Taylor's Barber Shop, East Juniata Foose's Perfectly Pasteurized Milk, 117 Ninth Avenue, Juniata, Penna. Prayers When to my study period I go I murmur a prayer so very low, And say with words so soft and deep, "Here's where I lay me down to sleep." * * * * Whillis Griffith - "Didn't you see me down town yesterday? I saw you twice." Charlotte Stover - "I never notice people in that condition." * * * * Where did Crusoe take Friday on a Saturday night? To a confectionery for a Sundae. The Philadelphia Drug Store, Opposite the Post Office, E. Raymond Smith, Proprietor Capitol Theatre, Week of June 2nd, "This Freedom," Also Sunshine Comedy "Etiquette" and the Weekly Strobaugh & Bloomfield, Quality Delicatessen, 405 Second Street, Juniata, Pa. Ask Helen Miller if fire can be distinquished. * * * * Tramp - "Do you think your father will object to our marriage? Lill. Harrity - "Oh, no! He always humors my silliest whims." * * * * Betts, Winnie and Carrie - "Mr. Steele, may we study in your room?" Mr. Steele - "Yes, if you spread yourselves out." * * * * "Marriage is a great game, isn't it?" "Yes, but it always results in a tie." Henry E. Mentzer [Grocer], 405 Sixth Avenue, Juniata, Pa., Bell Phone 469 Dr. Carl E. Levan, Dentist, 1419 Eleventh Avenue, Altoona, Pa. H.F. Berkstresser, Sundaes, Sodas and Fountain Drinks, Meals, Luncheon and Confections, 613 Second Street, Juniata, Pa. Manufacturer's Sales Company [Factory-direct clothing], W.H. Chanes, Supervisor, 1321 Eleventh Ave., Altoona, Pa., Phone 3429-R "Cut that out" is a slang phrase borrowed from doctors. * * * * At a Butcher Shop Mr. Jones - "Bill, lively now, break the bones in Mrs. Johnson's chops and put Mrs. Wood's ribs in the ice box." Bill - "All right, as soon as I saw off Mrs. O'Brien's leg." L.S. Peterman Co., Florists, 504 Fourth Avenue, Juniata, Pa., Phone 628-M Cowan's Restaurant Hartsock's News Stand and Variety Shoppe, Phone 1520-M Wonderful Woman Oh, woman's the greatest of all She's faithful, deceitful, contradictions, keen-sighted and blind She's an angel in truth and a demon in She's crafty, she's simple, she's fiction, crude and she's kind. She's afraid of a roach, she'll scream She'll lift a man up and throw a man at a mouse; down, But she'll tackle a husband as big as a She'll call him her "King" - and house. make him her clown. She'll take him for better - she'll You think she is this and find she take him for worse, is that, She'll split his open and then be his She'll play like a kitten and bite nurse. like a cat. Then, when he's well and can be out of In the morning she will, in the bed evening she won't; She pick up a teapot and throw at his You're always expecting she does - head. but she don't. J.D. Brumbaugh Co., General Merchandise, 701 Second Street, Juniata, Pa. J.J. Barry, Lunch Room, Sandwiches, Soups and Pies Juniata Electric Company, Decorative Lighting Fixtures, Electrical Appliances, Radio Outfits, Corner Sixth Avenue and Second Street, Juniata Question - Do you thin your apple blossom May flower? * * * * Padre - "You'll ruin your stomach my good man, drinking that stuff." Old Soak - "'Sall right, 'sall right. It won't show with my coat on." Deihl's Electric Shop, 626 Fourth Avenue, Juniata, Pa., Phone 5666-M Veryl K. Boor, Everything in Hardware, 607 Fourth Avenue, Juniata, Penna., Phone 5060-M W.M. Kipple, High Grade Pasteurized Mil, 725 Fourth Avenue, Juniata, Pa., Phone 1237-X Pauline was measuring cord by the old-fashioned method of nose to finger tips. John Beery was watching her with a wide-open mouth. Finally, handing her a ball of twine he said, "Here, smell this and see how long it is." Mr. and Mrs. Frank Loucks, Teachers of Modern Dancing, Specializing in Teaching Gentlemen to Lead correctly; Ladies to Follow with Ease, Residence 405 Seventh Avenue, Juniata, Penna., Phone 2352-W Prof. Banks S. Boyer, Teacher of Piano and Violin, Room 214, 1412 Eleventh Avenue, Altoona, Pa. Mazurie & Goshen, Hardware, Sporting Goods, 611 Second Street, Juniata Pa., Call 3672-R J.B. Haines, Cigars and Tobacco, 500 Second Street, Juniata, Pa. E.W. Craw, Juniata's Tinner How to Tell 'Em If they are dignified - Seniors. You don't need to tell them; they'll tell you - Juniors. If they look almost human - Sophomores. If they believe in Santa Claus - Freshmen! J.P. Saleme, Groceries and Products, Sixth Ave. and Second Street, Juniata, Pa. Juniata High School Athletic Association As Time Progresses Freshie - "Please, Mother, may I go out?" Sophy - "Let me go, I'll be in by eleven." Junior - "I'm going." Senior - "Goodnight; leave the door unlocked." Stein Brothers, Merchandise for Men and Boys, 726 Fourth Avenue, Juniata, Pa. Mary had a little lamb, It turned its toes and died; The wool became a pair of pants That walked by Mary's side. ~~ * ~~